[ MOST OFFENSIVE ACTORS ] :
Eric Schæffer (did he have a film in ’98?) ^ Adam Sandler ^ Ben Affleck ^ Leonardo Di Caprio ^ Ben Affleck ^ Leonardo Di Caprio ^ Ben Affleck ^ Leonardo Di Caprio…(you get the idea) ^
[ BIGGEST BOMBS ] : ^ “Baseketball”: Did “Premiere” really pick this film to make over $100 million? ^ “Godzilla”: Even though it made $120 million it really sucked!!! ^ “Species 2”: Yes, it was released theatrically. ^
[ MOST SOUGHT AFTER NUDE SCENES ] : ^ Jennifer Love Hewitt: “I Still Know I Have Huge Boobs” ^ Christina Ricci: “The Opposite of Small” & “Buffalo 66DD” ^ Neve Campbell: “Wild Dykes” ^ Christina Applegate: “The Big _its” ^ Minnie Driver: “Hard Rain in My Pants” ^
[ MOST ANNOYING ROBIN WILLIAMS FILM ] : ^ How many films did he release this year? Take your pick. ^
[ WORST SCENES ] : ^ “Armageddon”: Liv Tyler & Ben Affleck’s Animal Crackers – Apparently this was shot later to add more “depth” to the romance … it worked. ^ “Wild Things”: Matt Dillon & Kevin Bacon’s Shower Scene – Do you really want to see “Bacon-penis”? ^ “Man in the Iron Mask”: Leonardo Di Caprio – Any scene that involved him actually speaking. Why did everybody have an accent but the king? ^ “Lost in Space” – THAT STUPID MONKEY!!! ^ “Shakespeare in Love”: What is Ben Affleck doing in a period piece? ^ “Species 2”: Every scene in which Natasha Henstridge was NOT naked. ^
[ MOST SURPRISING FILMS ] : ^ “There’s Something About Mary” ^ “Zero Effect” ^ “Return to Paradise” ^ “Les Miserables” ^ “Dark City” ^
[ 20 FILMS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 1999 ] : ^ “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” (June 11) ^ “eXistenZ” (April 23) ^ “Eyes Wide Shut” (July 16) ^ “Fight Club” (June 24) ^ “Freddy vs. Jason” (October 31?) ^ “Fu Manchu” ^ “Gladiator” ^ “The Green Mile” (“Summer”) ^ “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (Thanksgiving?) ^ “Idiots” ^ “Man on the Moon” ^ “Mystery Men” (July 9) ^ “The Ninth Gate” ^ “Romeo Must Die” ^ “Sleepy Hollow” (November) ^ “The South Park Movie” (April) ^ “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace” (May 24) ^ “Stigmata” ^ “Stuck on You” ^ “The Talented Mr. Ripley” ^
