HERE WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU

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HERE WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU

The title is taken from the gate of a cemetery located in a small Brazilian town; its message a grim bit of humor that somehow seems appropriate for the...

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HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY

The title's pathetic pun says it all. It's just this sort of immature groaner humor that permeates the unnecessary return of this non-action hero. Harry's...

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MISS GENTILBELLE

Minnie Gentilbelle (a chilling Joelle LaMer), should be president of the Grrrl! Power Men Haters Club. Traumatized by a never-revealed incident from her...

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PACIFIER

Like this film's director O. Perez, I too thought the Penthouse Forum letters were real, right along with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I moved into...

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CRASH PAD AND THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT

Richard Allen pulled a fast one. By combining "Crash Pad" and "The One-Armed Bandit" onto a single tape, the crafty director managed to sneak TWO shorts...

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THE ROOSTER

"Sometimes," according to the press blurb in the program, "the rooster crows, sometimes he just walks around looking for worms." 'Kayyyy. I don't know what...

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CAN'T SPEAK

I took two years of French in high school and another two in college. Yet when I actually met people who spoke French for real, I couldn't understand a...

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TONITE

Two modern day urban cowboys face off in a duel over a beautiful woman. In a deliberately cheesy, Peckinpah-influenced spray of fake blood and exploding...

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THE LAST DANCE

Growing old, as the old saying goes, is a lot better than the alternative. Even with all of the aches and pains that come with aging, just the ability to...

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BUM SPANGLED BANNER

Just as Jimi Hendrix' screeching Woodstock rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" became a counter culture icon for the flower power generation, this...

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