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HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY

By | February 2000

SLAMDANCE SHORT FILM REVIEW! The title’s pathetic pun says it all…

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HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY

The title's pathetic pun says it all. It's just this sort of immature groaner humor that permeates the unnecessary return of this non-action hero. Harry's...

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MISS GENTILBELLE

Minnie Gentilbelle (a chilling Joelle LaMer), should be president of the Grrrl! Power Men Haters Club. Traumatized by a never-revealed incident from her...

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PACIFIER

Like this film's director O. Perez, I too thought the Penthouse Forum letters were real, right along with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I moved into...

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CRASH PAD AND THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT

Richard Allen pulled a fast one. By combining "Crash Pad" and "The One-Armed Bandit" onto a single tape, the crafty director managed to sneak TWO shorts...

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GREAT FALLS

Jack Russell and his teenaged son Jackie return from a weekend hunting trip earlier than planned, only to find a strange man lurking about the kitchen and...

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ROSEWATER

Roses are like cheese. Just as adding cheese pretty much makes anything taste better, you can plant a rose just about anywhere and make that place look...

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DOT DOWN

Ezee (Jannu Alain) treats his girlfriend (Sophie Evans) like dirt and walks out on her. Broke, he tries to bum some dough off a friend and winds up hired...

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MOSQUITO

Sometimes, everything can seem perfect, only to have the tiniest unforeseen event screw things up. Such is the case for the woman (Liane Forestieri) in...

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THE ROOSTER

"Sometimes," according to the press blurb in the program, "the rooster crows, sometimes he just walks around looking for worms." 'Kayyyy. I don't know what...

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CAN'T SPEAK

I took two years of French in high school and another two in college. Yet when I actually met people who spoke French for real, I couldn't understand a...

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