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OPEN WATER

By | January 2004

SUNDANCE 2004 AMERICAN SPECTRUM SELECTION! Every hour that ticks by your stomach drops a little more as the outlook becomes more bleak…

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OPEN WATER

That’s just plain mean. Yet even though I knew all along this movie was totally manipulating me, I followed along on the terrifying ride. I feel so dirty...

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PRIMER

Ever have a movie make you feel like a complete idiot? The kind of movie that, when it ends, makes you feel like a hammerhead because you have no idea...

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GRAVEYARD ALIVE – A ZOMBIE NURSE IN LOVE

Zombies have really become an intricate part of pop and film culture, even going so far as to become part of our daily lives at times. How many of you have...

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TORQUE

Let’s start off by admitting that “Torque” is not going to win an Academy Award – for anything. Not for acting, writing, directing, or even for...

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WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON

Ah, the ennui of the Hollywood hunk. You see, when you’re Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel), star of blockbuster action, period and romance flicks and sort of...

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MR. SLOWBURN IN “DRINKING PROBLEM”

In his drab, black-and-white world, Mr. Slowburn harbors a desire to get completely shit-faced. And doesn’t any hard-working American citizen deserve...

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THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS (DVD)

“The Battle of Shaker Heights” was the second, and final, Project Greenlight movie. While there has been talk about resurrecting the series on another...

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DRONEZ

“Dronez” shows the making of major talent by way of its four directors. This brief story about the Siberian test of a new type of soldier by the...

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DRUM MACHINE

With the arrival of gray-robed Japanese figures, with over-sized headphones and an upside-down “U” hairstyle, director DC puts into motion a pretty...

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TOUCH ME NOW

A dickhead (literally) asks to be touched over and over again, as he goes further and further away from the screen. Soon it’s revealed that he’s part...

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