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JOLLY ROGER: MASSACRE AT CUTTER’S COVE (DVD)

By | June 2005

A group of h***y teenagers accidentally release a demonic pirate from his haunted treasure chest, and for the next 80 minutes he stomps around the coast hacking off heads and spewing pirate puns…

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