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HOLLYWOOD WANTS ME DEAD

By | July 2000

What I found disturbing about “American Beauty” is that my wonderful Hollywood, my muse, my own 35mm land of Oz since I was a child, wants me dead…

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HOLLYWOOD WANTS ME DEAD

I just got around to seeing American Beauty. Great film, disturbing premise. What I found disturbing about it was that Hollywood, my wonderful Hollywood...

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