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THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH: WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY?

By | September 2003

So Generation Y can keep their Katie Holmeses and their Freddie Prinze, Jrs., and their Ryan Phillipes. And I’ll keep our Robyn Griggs and Debbie Rochons and Amy Lynn Bests and Trent Haagas and Lloyd Kaufmans. At least I can tell them apart…

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