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HARRY POTTER: A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL

By | November 2001

Please welcome our new movie reviewer Betty Bower as she offers her opinion on “Harry Potter!” Betty says, “Make no mistake: The assault is on. Hollywood is coming after the hearts of our children with tales of mystical powers even more appealing than those in the Bible…”

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HARRY POTTER: A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL

Please welcome our new movie reviewer Betty Bower as she offers her opinion on "Harry Potter." Hark! Christian friends, do you hear a ringing sound...

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