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STAR WARS: EPISODE III – ATTACK OF THE BAD HAIRCUTS

By | December 2003

So reports are coming in that George Lucas is trying to tie “Episode III” to “Episode IV” through…haircuts. Never mind that “Episode I” took place about ten years before it needed to in the Star Wars saga – haircuts will save the day…

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STAR WARS: EPISODE III – ATTACK OF THE BAD HAIRCUTS

So reports are coming in that George Lucas is trying to tie “Episode III” to “Episode IV” through…haircuts. Yes, hairstyle is the glue that many...

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