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DVD YEAR IN REVIEW 2003

By | January 2004

I don’t know how they did it, but someone at Artisan convinced James Cameron to get behind a mic and tell the world about one of his best movies. And the result is almost paranormal…

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DVD YEAR IN REVIEW 2003

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