MOVIES ON THE BRAIN: “UNDERWORLD”

Chris Thilk has an easier time remembering lines from movies he hasn’t seen in five years than he does the birthdays of people close to him. For this column this is actually a good thing. This week, we visit Chris’s brain as he watches the DVD release of “Underworld.” “Kate Beckinsale should be required to wear tight-fitting clothing in all movies she’s in…”