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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: STAR WARS EPISODE III — SITH BASTARDS

By | May 2005

I am a “Star Wars” fan, and “The Empire Strikes Back” is my favorite of the bunch. I read the Dark Horse comic books and the prose novels. I collect some of the toys. I have a bantha skull tattoo on my arm. I didn’t think the first two episodes sucked…Boy, that paragraph just killed half my readers…

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