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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: KIDNAPPING CROWE

By | May 2005

When I heard the news that Russell Crowe had been targeted by America’s bogeymen — the Al-Qaida — for a kidnapping, I had to wonder why. Maybe the terrorists thought he was really like his character in “A Beautiful Mind” and would be able to make some funky weapons or something…

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