Monthly Archives: April 2006

PRIVATE PARTS

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What can I say that hasn’t already been said in ads and by every other critic across the country?

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PRIVATE PARTS

What can I say that hasn't already been said in ads and by every other critic across the country? Nothing, except that PP is an unexpected surprise hit. I...

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K-7

Imagine how you would react if the programming job you applied for was actually a front for the CIA. Vincent Kincaid (Jarrad Paul) thought he was applying...

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ALTERNATIVE FREEDOM

“Alternative Freedom” is a childish, foolish piece of cinematic nihilism that promotes itself as a “documentary about the invisible war on...

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KICK-ASS NOKIA PHONES…AND MOVIES BY GARY OLDMAN

The Nokia N93 is about to hit the streets and their website is looking for directors. Described as a mobile movie studio, the new Nokia phone has some...

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INSIDE

Jeff Mahler’s Inside creates an ultimate problem for most traditional viewers. There is no clear protagonist, nor is there a defined antagonist either....

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CALL WAITING

Regional theater has a long tradition of readily available material and a limited means of distribution. Digital filmmaking has an inexpensive means of...

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LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR

Apparently, stupidity and retardation is funny in America, hyuk hyuk. As is poverty and ignorance, hyuk hyuk; because we have very little of the...

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PACINO DIPS IN OCEANS 13…SAYS HOO-HAWW! THAT'S COLD!

Remember when Al Pacino gave a shit and could actually act? Well, maybe Steven Soderbergh can get him to do that again as Pacino has signed on to join the...

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"UNDERDOG" GETS CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS FOR DINNER

Praise L. Ron Hubbard and alert the alien fleet! Jason Lee's career continues to launch into the hemisphere as he's been tapped to be the voice of...

BRIAN NELSON & ELLEN PAGE: SWEET REVENGE

Wise-ass film critics will have a field day with “Hard Candy.” “A thriller that truly goes balls-out!” “The actors never drop the...

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