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THE PROPER CARE AND FEEDING OF AN AMERICAN MESSIAH

By | December 2005

“The Proper Care and Feeding of an American Messiah” is a mockumentary following a character by the name of Brian. He has large glasses, is bald as a plucked chicken, and describes himself as lacking any talent whatsoever. But he does have one thing going for him. He’s a messiah…

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THE PROPER CARE AND FEEDING OF AN AMERICAN MESSIAH

Let’s say, for a minute, that you decide to make some spaghetti sauce. Fresh. Nothing out of a can. You crush the tomatoes, you add the water, and you...

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HORROR REMAKES…GET YOUR HORROR REMAKES HERE

Damn you studios. Damn you straight to a life of watching these shitty PG-13 remakes over and over again. In other words, damn you to hell. Here's two more...

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LAWRENCE OF ZOMBANIA (DVD)

So what we have here is just bizarre. "Lawrence of Zombania" is basically "From Dusk Till Dawn" mixed with "Night of the Living Dead," with several shots...

LEWIS JACKSON: SANTA SLAYS ME

For anyone who felt like being a Scrooge during the holidays, Christmas Evil may be just the movie to warm your cockles. A true dark horse that seemed to...

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KING OF KONG ISLAND (DVD)

“King of Kong Island,” or as the on-screen title announces “Kong Island” (in Italy it’s called “Eve, The Wild Woman”) is yet another cheap-o...

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GIRL WITH GUN

The world loves a GWG, a “Girl With Gun,” a female assassin if you will. Some are more lethal (Chesty Morgan as Double Agent 73 comes to mind) while...

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MERRY CHRISTMAS BRAD RENFRO

"Apt Pupil" and "Ghost World" star Brad Renfro got busted this week for trying to buy heroin from an undercover officer. This arrest is just the latest for...

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WOLF CREEK

There is a very common dream that many people (including myself) have had where something terrifying is happening to them, they go to scream and nothing...

THE AGE OF ELEKTRA

Elektra Natchios, the heroine portrayed by actress Jennifer Garner in the 2003 film version of Daredevil,” is making a habit of rising from the ashes,...

EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: THIS MOVIE SAFETY SEALED FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION

While in a recent debate over movies that push the envelope of what is acceptable, a person complained about films that weren’t porn but still included...

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