THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING

IN THEATERS! You’ll be hard pressed looking for a flaw in “Return of the King”, it’s an immaculate end to one of the best film trilogies ever. And at three and a half hours, you definitely get your money – and entertainment’s – worth. I tell you what though, I’m the Lord of my Ring, and I don’t know if I can stand putting it through another few hours like that. As great as it was, my rear end’s thankful it’s over…