Monthly Archives: September 1999

ELMO IN GROUCHLAND

By | September 1999

I would like to set the record straight and say that the blue muppet Grover is actually the voice of Yoda in Star Wars. Absolute fact!

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ELMO IN GROUCHLAND

Elmo is past my time since I grew up watching Sesame Street in the 70s before all these new characters. The story has to do with Elmo's lost blanket, the...

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SCHUSTERMAN LEVINE: A BOXING FABLE

Schusterman Levine: A Boxing Fable, is the fictional tale of a talentless amateur boxer's desire to make it to the Olympics. Shot as a mock-umentary,...

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MUMFORD

Writer/director Lawrence Kasdan hasn't directed a film in four years ("French Kiss") and hasn't written a film in five years ("Wyatt Earp"), but like every...

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THE MINUS MAN

"Don't bring a dumb date," advises the promo slogan for "The Minus Man." "Conversation usually follows." Uh, huh. And I bet it starts with something like,...

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DRIVE ME CRAZY

"Drive Me Crazy" stars Melissa Joan Hart , you know, TV's Sabrina, in a teen drama. This is yet another uninteresting and phony portrayal of teenagers....

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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

I think Bruce Willis has a problem. He would appear to be at odds with his wise-cracking, action-star public persona. Luckily, Bruce found Alan Rudolph,...

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BATTLE OF THE SEXES

Hey guys, ever wonder what really goes on in the ladies room? Eric Kripke's short Battle of the Sexes provides a surprising look into the mysteries of that...

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BOOK OF LIFE

This ain't gonna help Millennium Fever one little bit. It's December 31, 1999 and a reluctant Jesus Christ (Martin Donovan) has arrived in New York City to...

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REGRET TO INFORM

Even though Barbara Sonneborn had successfully managed to rebuild her life after her first husband Jeff's death in Vietnam, she had nonetheless been...

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IT IS A GOOD DAY

You may not recognize the name Chief Dan George, but you'd definitely remember the proud, parchment skinned face, creased with more crevasses than the...

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