DarkHorizons.com reports that Universal has acquired the rights to Chuck Fight Club Palahniuk’s novel Choke, with Paul Bernbaum (of recent Hollywoodland fame) to write the screenplay. For those curious, Choke is about a guy who goes to restaurants and scams people out of money by choking and being “saved.” The money then goes to help support his mother who is at a care center. Oh, and the guy, Victor, also likes to troll sexaholic meetings for a*s…