That’s it! Stephen Colbert can narrate these asinine commercials (aren’t the real groping-for-Oscar commercials bad enough) but Rob Corddry can’t run around, begging stars to give up their seat for him? Or Samantha Bee can’t be seen slowly getting drunk on Oscar champagne?
Sheesh.
They had that asswipe Billy Bush at the end of the pre-show. What a moron.