Film Threat archive logo

SALMA HAYEK

By Phil Hall | March 5, 2006

I just agreed to give Salma to Rory L. Aronsky while I claim Charlize Theron for myself.  Fair?  We can give Lauren Bacall to Felix Vasquez Jr. — and throw in Judi Dench for him! 🙂

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  1. Phil Hall says:

    I am sending Alba to Pete Vonder Haar. J.Lo goes to James Wegg in Canada. 🙂

  2. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    I’ll take Alba.

  3. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Yay! I get turkey necks! I’ll see you those hags, and I’ll take Jho in all her bronziness!

Join our Film Threat Newsletter

Newsletter Icon