The predictions continue as Film Threat looks at the remaining categories for the the Razzie Awards “Berry Worst of 2007”:
Worst Remake or Rip-Off
““Are We Done Yet?” (Remake/Rip-Off of “Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House”)
“Bratz” (A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)
“Epic Movie” (Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)
“I Know Who Killed Me” (Rip-Off of “Hostel,” “Saw” and “The Patty Duke Show”)
Who’s Your Caddy?” (Rip-Off of “Caddy Shack”)
Film Threat’s Prediction: “Epic Movie.” Remember when spoof movies were actually funny, when they took famous scenes or characters and did unique and humorous things with them, not just re-enacting whole scenes from the original movie with new actors and calling THAT funny?
Worst Prequel or Sequel
“Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem”
“Daddy Day Camp”
“Evan Almighty”
“Hannibal Rising”
“Hostel: Part II”
Film Threat’s Prediction: “Evan Almighty.” Bombs don’t come quite as big as “Evan Almighty” anymore. You’d have to go back to a certain flick entitled “Godzilla” to realize how awful this film performed…
Worst Director
Dennis Dugan for “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”
Roland Joffe for “Captivity”
Brian Robbins for “Norbit”
Fred Savage for “Daddy Day Camp”
Chris Siverston for “I Know Who Killed Me”
Film Threat’s Prediction: Fred Savage for “Daddy Day Camp.” NO! Bad Kevin Arnold! Go back into obscurity!
Worst Screenplay
“Daddy Day Camp,” Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss
“Epic Movie,” Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
“I Know Who Killed Me,” Written by Jeffrey Hammond
“I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,” Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor
“Norbit,” Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy and Jay Sherick & David Ronn
Film Threat’s Prediction: “Norbit,” Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy and Jay Sherick & David Ronn. Really? There was a script? This wasn’t just Eddie Murphy going crazy in a make-up and wardrobe trailer for eight hours a day? And Charlie Murphy too? For shame…
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie
“Alien vs. Predator: Requiem”
“Captivity”
“Hannibal Rising”
“Hostel: Part II”
“I Know Who Killed Me”
Film Threat’s Prediction: “I Know Who Killed Me.” Is it a thriller? Slasher? Horror? Torture porn? I know one thing it definitely is: a piece of s**t.
There you have it, my predictions for this year’s Razzies. If you’re in Los Angeles, the Razzies will be given out Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 at 10am PST at Magicopolis in Santa Monica. If not, check back with Film Threat to find out who takes home the dubious distinctions.
Check out the rest of the predictions in Part One of the Razzie Awards “Berry Worst of 2007” Predictions>>>
