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MYSTERY MEN

By | August 1999

It’s difficult to establish the Mystery Men as blue-collar heroes when they seem to live on unused sets from Tim Burton movies…

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MYSTERY MEN

At least the studio hired enough likable scene-stealing actors and comedians to carry the bloated carcass of this film over the course of two hours. ...

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Even if I WAS an uncouth, dumb as a pile of sludge racist jerk, I wouldn't want to hang around with the pack of skinhead vermin in Randolph Kret's chilling...

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"The Dinner Game" contains three of the five most undesirable words in film today ... "Foreign", "Subtitled" and "French" (the others being "remake" and...

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Wow, did Warner Bros. use up their annual supply of cinematic crap with "Wild, Wild West"? How else do you explain "Deep Blue Sea" not ending up a total...

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Oooh, Lorne Michæls has a lot to answer for. The progenitor of "Saturday Night Live" changed the face of comedy in America forever, but it's been...

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Before you flame me, I admit up front that I completely dreaded sitting through this movie. If you read the rest of this review and still want to complain,...

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DEEP BLUE SEA

Amazingly, Warner Bros. and director Renny Harlin have teamed up to accomplish something I thought they'd never do: Learn from their mistakes. Dr. Susan...

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"Wildfire" is the newest addition to the 70MM IMAX series of films. With walls of flames as great as a building and the threat of disaster even greater,...

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America hasn't seen much in the way of horror films since the "slasher"/thriller sub-genre overtook and killed the flow of films in the 1980's. Now that...

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