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KEEPING THE FAITH

By | April 2000

I hate most romantic comedies due to their general implausibility and as I’ve demonstrated in the past, I have a real bug up my a*s about religion but…

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KEEPING THE FAITH

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I sure wasn't expecting much. I hate most romantic comedies due to their general implausibility and as I've demonstrated in the past, I have a real bug up...

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BLACK AND WHITE

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Bijou Phillips heads an ensemble cast of kids who listen to hip hop and make no bones about the fact that they want to be black. The film has more guest...

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JOE GOULD'S SECRET

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Set in the forties, "Joe Gould's Secret" is based on the friendship between writer Joseph Mitchell (Stanley Tucci) and Greenwich Village club regular Joe...

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TODAY'S ACTION STARS ARE PUSSIES!

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I have noticed a very scary trend in Hollywood, and I'm not sure what to do about it. The new breed of action stars are all PUSSIES! It used to be if you...

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WEDDING BELLS AT FILM THREAT

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Sorry ladies, Ron Wells is no longer available. Ron tied the knot with the stunningly gorgeous Beth Main, a biological female, this weekend in Las Vegas. ...

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I CRAVE ROCK AND ROLL

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I kept waiting for the punch line; some sign or wink at the audience to let us know that "I Crave Rock & Roll," Carmen Santa Maria's limpid ode to white...

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BLACK PEOPLE HATE ME AND THEY HATE MY GLASSES

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Unlike "Please Kill Mr. Kinski," this monologue-based short is anything but deskbound. Director Levin has obviously brushed up on his recent Soderbergh,...

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BIBLE MADNESS

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If Kevin Smith had made "Dogma" as his no-budget debut instead of "Clerks", the result might have been something like "Bible Madness." Ex-fundamentalist...

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A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO FOREIGN FILMS

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It sounds like a "Saturday Night Live" skit; this, ahem, "brilliantly" inspired idea to have three rednecks review classic foreign films by the likes of...

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SOOTHER

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Blake (Jason Long) and Perry (Græme Davies) are a couple of no-account parking lot security guards on patrol. Blake displays little to no patience for...

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