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THE FIVE STAGES OF BEER

By | July 2003

SCREENING JULY 31 AT DANCES WITH FILMS! Dennis discovers his wife has left him for an honest-to-Bozo clown and cleaned out their apartment. Dennis, quite understandably, heads over to his neighborhood bar to get ‘faced…

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