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ARTIFICIALLY SPEAKING

By | January 2001

The premise of “Artificially Speaking” has all the potential of a big, red, juicy apple. Unfortunately, the resulting competent, if cheerless, film tastes like a waxen impostor…

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ARTIFICIALLY SPEAKING

Where does artificial fruit flavor come from? It seems like an obvious enough question, right? The answer, according to this pseudo-documentary from Todd...

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SAVE THE LAST DANCE

The Teen Dance Movie is a genre that will likely never die. Bringing together the ever-popular elements of Moving Your Feet, Falling in Love, and Fighting...

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ANTITRUST

If I hadn't already been aware that it was January, "Antitrust" would have been a stinging jolt of reality. This thriller in name only is all too...

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SAVE THE LAST DANCE

At quick glance, Julia Stiles' filmography is far from impressive. The teen comedies "10 Things I Hate About You" and "Down to You." Michæl Almereyda's...

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DOUBLE TAKE

Eddie Griffin, stand-up comic and star of the defunct UPN sitcom "Malcolm & Eddie." Orlando Jones, co-star of "The Replacements" and commonly recognized...

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A STRANGER IN THE KINGDOM

Considering that there's not a person of color anywhere in Kingdom County, Vermont circa 1952, Reverend Walter Andrews (Ernie Hudson) is a stranger,...

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LEFTOVERS

Love it or hate it, Styrofoam is pretty amazing stuff. Yet, although it might be virtually indestructible, the food moldering inside it as it shivers on...

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JANICE AND BILL

Janice (Margot Avery) wants to play a dockside wench to Bill's (Cliff Weissman) sailor. The fantasy seems to be working, too, at least until she makes an...

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RICK KISONAK MOVIE REVIEWS

Where the hell is Williston, Vermont? That's where WPTZ-TV broadcasts from and where movie critic Rick Kisonak apparently calls home. At the risk of...

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THE REAL THIRD WORLD

Doing a parody of MTV's "The Real World" is a truly thankless task, since the program itself has long since degenerated into self-parody. However, New...

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