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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: KEANU REEVES IS JESUS

By | January 2004

BEST OF 2003! After seeing “The Matrix: Reloaded,” I had to wonder what life would be like if Keanu Reeves was the new Jesus. Reeves would actually make a better savior than Jesus. He’s hip, he’s in a hot movie franchise, and he’s easy on the eyes…

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