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HOLLYWOOD CAN KISS MY ASS

By | May 2001

There’s an elephant in the room and it just shit on my plate. Because when you write about Hollywood there are all these things you’re not “supposed” to say. Like an actress is a big ass fattycakes or an actor is a major homosexual or a child star is precocious enough to merit a pounding….

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