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MANNING ON MANNING

By | June 2001

THE LATEST INSTALLMENT IN FILM THREAT’S INVESTIGATION INTO SONY’S PHONY FILM CRITIC DAVID MANNING. In light of the recent revelation by Sony Pictures that David Manning, “Film Critic” for the Ridgefield Press, was indeed a creation of their advertising department, Film Threat’s ever-diligent researchers have unearthed several more quotes by this controversial writer…

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MANNING ON MANNING

THE LATEST INSTALLMENT IN FILM THREAT'S INVESTIGATION INTO SONY'S PHONY FILM CRITIC DAVID MANNING. Not since "Anonymous" or "Unknown" has a writer so...

AN OPEN LETTER FROM DAVID MANNING

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50 Reasons Why Return of the Jedi Sucks image — 50 Reasons Why Return of the Jedi Sucks
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