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CINEMA CPR: “AMERICAN HEART”

By | March 2005

KJ Doughton resurrects reels and breathes life back into films currently on life support and verging on extinction. This week, KJ breaks out the paddles on “American Heart”…

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CINEMA CPR: “AMERICAN HEART”

Jack Kelson is that hairy, haggard-looking guy you’ve seen washing his hair in the sink of a bus stop bathroom. He’s the one with the tattooed biceps,...

Bootleg Files Features

THE BOOTLEG FILES: “COCKSUCKER BLUES”

BOOTLEG FILES 067: "Cocksucker Blues" (1972 documentary following the Rolling Stones across the U.S. on a concert tour). LAST SEEN: A one-time screening...

THE BOOTLEG FILES: “COCKSUCKER BLUES”

One rarely associates the Rolling Stones with the word "boring," but this is the impression generated in the long-banned 1972 documentary "Cocksucker...

EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF MY PERVERTED DESIRES

I can picture myself having sex with almost any female star (and -- on lonely days -- John Travolta). I see them on the screen and immediately imagine a...

MOVIE MARKETING MADNESS: BE COOL

Everything has a cost. World War II was won by the Allies, but at the cost of countless lives. Wishes made of the monkey’s paw often have unforeseen...

FILM THREAT TAKES YOU TO THE OSCARS

Okay, so we’re not really taking you to the Oscars, but we’re taking you inside a party where a bunch of people gathered to watch the Oscars. How...

THE STAR WARS REPORT: “WHAT’S IN A NAME?”

“HELLO, I’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A ‘MR. SNOTBALL.’ FIRST NAME, ‘URA.’” The name’s the thing in “Star Wars,” because so many of our...

FILM THREAT TAKES YOU TO THE OSCARS

Okay, so we’re not really taking you to the Oscars, but we’re taking you inside a party where a bunch of people gathered to watch the Oscars. How...

THE STAR WARS REPORT: “WHAT’S IN A NAME?”

Salutations, Rebel scum, and welcome back to the Star Wars Report. Your weekly look at the zip-zoop-zabulous world of bikini-clad princesses, busty...

THE 2005 OSCARS – MEDIOCRITY MAGNIFIED

It was a night of hoping that Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek would just drop all decency wishes brought on by the ABC censors, and producer Gil Cates, and...

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