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PLEASE LEAVE THE THEATER: THE FLESH TRILOGY

By | May 2005

Writer Christopher Curry brings forth a group of celluloid oddities that not only have a common thread, but are also so wildly conceived and contrived that no “Hollywood back pocket” film reviewer would dare touch them…ever…This week, Chris shows some skin…

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PLEASE LEAVE THE THEATER: THE FLESH TRILOGY

Before the advent of the much maligned MPAA, an organization going by the name of the Legion of Decency was at the helm of trying to keep filmmakers in...

FILM THREAT’S TOP 10 LOST FILMS, PART 3

6. "Naughty Dallas: The Jack Ruby Footage" (1964). When Texas-based exploitation filmmaker Larry Buchanan wanted to shoot his stripper feature "Naughty...

THE STAR WARS REPORT: FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW

COME TO THE DORK SIDE Confession time: I’ve seen Episode I four times. Oh, I know it doesn’t sound all that bad. And in and of itself, I suppose...

THE STAR WARS REPORT: FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW

We’ve all heard the news by now: Kevin Smith, he of Clerks and…Clerks the Animated Series fame, has seen “Revenge of the Sith” and was apparently...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE I – THE PHANTOM LINE

Gore and I first inquired at the press office. If anyone should know how this situation was to work, they should have some idea, right? Wrong. They knew...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE LINE

I arrived where the non-fan club line should be and, sure enough, folks were already lining up. Fold-out chairs were set, people were bundled and, most...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE LINE

Around 3:30am, it all went to hell again when a GenCon employee arrived and informed us that he was going to finally get us out of the rain, and all we had...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE IV – A NEW LINE

As bad as our previous location was, it was on the side of the building that was shielded from the wind. In our new location, lined up down Maryland in...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE V – THE LINE STRIKES BACK

At 5:30am we found out why we were still outside: the Hyatt had locked their doors. They didn't like all the fans coming in to access the skywalk earlier,...

LINE-A-PALOOZA: EPISODE VI – RETURN OF THE LINE

Finally 8 am rolled around and the lights, which had been dimmed, came on full blast and we all rose to our feet. The room started to empty, and...

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