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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: HIGHLY PISSED ABOUT HIGH TENSION

By | July 2005

Did I want to see a cut version of a film when an uncut version was floating around? And what about the dubbing? Once again, dumb Americans spoil a good thing…

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