LINE-A-PALOOZA: STAR WARS CELEBRATION III

BEST OF 2005! 1,000 of us are pushed against the wall by 50 Stormtroopers from the 501st battalion. I’m not sure whether we’re going to be executed right here or if they’re going to march us, again, to something far worse. When the scout trooper gets up in my face and tells me to move, I remember: I’m here to see George Lucas. I’m here for a moment with the Emperor himself…