If you’re not totally disillusioned with idea of the vox populi and voicing your workin’ man/woman opinions, then pay the fruits of Modern Humorist’s labor a visit and take their Election 2000 Poll-a-Rama. A sample question:
[ How do you think George W. Bush is handling the situation surrounding the election results? ]
– Dignified and statesmanlike, with a bare minimum of boil outbreaks ^ – Physical and mental coordination impaired, judgement affected, visual perception distorted ^ – Plays well with others ^ – Runs with scissors
Both candidates get their due, and there’s even instant gratification at the end of the poll when you see your results, and those of the other voters, instantly…which is in and of itself reason alone to take this quiz. Let your voice be heard at [ the Poll-a-Rama. ]
