Monthly Archives: February 2004

EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: WHAT IF CONAN WIELDED A CHAINSAW?

By | February 2004

How about Gary Coleman as Yoda? That little guy would’ve kicked a*s against Dooku. What if some movies we’re all familiar with were cast differently? What would the films be like?

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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: WHAT IF CONAN WIELDED A CHAINSAW?

I was doing some fact checking for a Film Threat review and called out to my wife, "I have to see if it was Hilary Duff or Hilary Swank who was in 'Boys...

MAHAMAT-SALEH HAROUN: AN AFRICAN EPIPHANY

Imagine being a filmmaker in a country that does not have a film industry. Mahamat-Saleh Haroun from the Republic of Chad in northern Africa does not have...

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EUROTRIP

“Eurotrip” is one of the stupidest films I have seen in a long time. And so what? “Eurotrip” was funny. It ain’t Shakespeare. God knows, most...

2004 SAN DIEGO LATINO FILM FESTIVAL IS READY TO ROLL OUT

Running March 11-21, the 2004 San Diego Latino Film Festival will feature more than 100 films from Mexico, Cuba, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, Brazil,...

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COMIC BOOK: THE MOVIE (DVD)

“Comic Book: The Movie” follows the trials and tribulations of Don Swan (Mark Hamill), a comic book guru hired to be the consultant on the big-screen...

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WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT

Never quite worth a guffaw, but far from unwatchable, “Welcome to Mooseport” is about as middle-of-the-road as comedies get – and in this criminally...

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CINERAMA ADVENTURE

The composer Robert Schumann today is best known for his musical works. But during his lifetime, he was a well-known and well-respected music critic....

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BREWSTER MCGEE

Most people love their cars. Some people have formed such intense, emotional bonds with their vehicles that they give them names. Neither Brewster McGee...

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“SHAOLIN SOCCER” GETS WIDER RELEASE…OR DOES IT?

Not that we believe anything we're told about the release of this film anymore, the latest info still holds Stephen Chow's Shaolin Soccer to a March 26th...

THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH: ON THE SET OF “DR. HORROR’S EROTI

He sent Amy and I a short script for a sequence that was meant to parody outer-space B-movies (specifically the Fred Olen Gray movie “Hybrid”). Four...

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