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the woman in the yard is directed by w w
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I don't know if I'm getting this right
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Sarah it's about uh a family in a house
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Ramona is a a young mother she is uh she
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was in a horrible accident that her
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husband died in in this car accident her
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her leg is crumpled and she's on
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crutches and she's she's kind of
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suffering through her grief as her young
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daughter and teenage son live in this
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happens well you can guess from the
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title there's a woman in their yard and
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she's creepy and it's the woman on the
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poster and she's creepy and she's
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sitting there and she won't go away and
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strangely she's sitting in this chair
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them saying almost nothing and that she
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keeps moving closer and closer to the
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house and that's the whole
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movie This is the dumbest concept for a
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horror film I've ever seen when we when
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you hear about like horror films and
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science fiction they all have rules I
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don't know what the rules are for this
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ghostly Spirit thing visitor
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representing her grief as she deals with
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husband but I imagine that this was a
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great short film The Concept for this
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was a great short film under 10 minutes
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the problem is you're taking the concept
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for a 10-minute short that probably was
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film and expanding it into a feature and
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grueling this is from blumhouse which uh
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you know I normally like Blum House they
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they are high concept horror but they
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are hit and miss this one is a swing and
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a miss wow and when it when when all is
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quote revealed it's not I won't I won't
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spoil things it's not super surprising
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it's very on the nose again great
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concept for a short film should never
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have been made into a
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feature I mean it look the director made
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it highly stylized it's also kind of
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claustrophobic it's all in one location
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it's the yard and the house and other
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areas of the house but yeah I did not
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like this I to me the two out of 10 um
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but I'll see any blumhouse thing I was
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it was a colossal disappointment but I I
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didn't have high expectations anyway
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because I saw the trailer and it doesn't
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go beyond much of the trailer so um this
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is a hard pass uh I do not recommend it
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uh probably might be the worst horror
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year so there you go although there's
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one Contender we'll talk about later all
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right so at one point did one of the
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characters say hey is that a woman in
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yard practically I mean it's just it's
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just the fact that they dragged this
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concept out for 90 minutes I thought
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this would be if I saw the short film
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I'd say that was really great what's
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going on but it's it's and then the
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other thing is is this a feminist
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tale not not really not not really it's
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not why make movie then why make the mov
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it it's just it's just uh should not
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have been a feature just it's a hard
