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Chris tell us about Stockholm bloodbath
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Stockholm bloodbath is from director
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hofstrom and it's about a power hungry
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Danish King who will stop at nothing to
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take over the Swedish Crown from Sten St
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and the protagonists are two sisters
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Freya and Anne and they vow to take
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merciless revenge on the brutally
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murdered uh on The Men Who brutally
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murdered their family this is the
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synopsis of this film Stockholm
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bloodbath which is a weird action movie
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set in uh sort of medieval Camelot is
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times in speden it's a very sweetish
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action movie uh these two sisters use
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bow and arrows kind of hunger game style
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with catniss to take out these men it is
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a mixed bag all over the place
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introducing a whole bunch of characters
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that you can't keep track of because
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well they do this thing that they do do
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in like exploitation movies where they
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freeze frame on a character they give
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you their name and then here's the
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description of what this character's
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attributes are almost like a video game
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mess the tone is all over the place at
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times it seems epic they're sweeping
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shots of armies approaching
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castles and it's like oh this is big
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budget this look at these effects that's
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the money shot and then that's mixed
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with super cheap onset action that is
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forgettable um I was hoping for like
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kind of a fun action movie I'm all I'm
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down with like a dumb tone of this it
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seems like this is based on some either
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Swedish legend or part history whatever
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I I don't know but it seems very Swedish
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even though it's all in English
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right and it's very female driven with
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an and Freya uh killing people and there
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are some sort of clever kills you know
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that was that that was clever oh that's
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kind of cool but all in all this film is
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a big mess it it's a pass for me I know
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it's in theaters but it's um it just
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didn't hold together together and at
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times even got boring it's nearly two
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hours and just uh I'm probably a four
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out of 10 if I had to give it a rating
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derivative um there's like is it fun or
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is it gross like it could the problem
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with this movie is I mean even the look
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The the you know you see the the poster
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is what wanted me to make me want to see
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this for and glory and then they used
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the font the Star Trek font from the 60s
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for Stockholm bloodbath so it wants to
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be this exploitation guy Richie inspired
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like action film and falls short on
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every level and and it's it waivers from
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whoa this is really epic to oh that was
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bad effects it didn't know what what it
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wanted to be but it's like 99 Cent Store
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guy Richie is what this film is so there
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you go what you probably said it but
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in um I don't remember I mean maybe it
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was in but it's it's clearly like a
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Medieval Era whatever that is or
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medieval to Renaissance kind of in
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between yeah because again like you say
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the the poster even in that it's all
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over the place you don't exactly know is
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it present day it's not it's it's not
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present day yeah and in fact it may be
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based on real history okay so go see mad
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Heidi don't see this one mad Heidi was
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the better version yeah for sure the
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better version so yeah unfortunately
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a this is this is a pass for me four out
