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I saw the trailer for this movie with
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Aquafina I wanted to punch myself in the
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taint that's how bad the trailer for
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this movie looks it's this movie it's on
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Amazon it's a John Cena film starring
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Aquafina no let's be real they're they
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both have equal screen time this is a a
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buddy movie oh my the trailer gave me a
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headache like I was just so annoyed by
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the trailer for this film tell me the
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movie is great Allan oh the movie is
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great well no tell me tell me the let's
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talk about this movie I this is coming
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off of quiz ladies which is actually a
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good movie uh on Hulu um but uh this is
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uh Aquafina plays Katie uh just like in
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shangi uh she plays Katie who is a
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former child actor who has moved to LA
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after the death of her mother because
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that's what the the dream her mother
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wanted for her uh while while in La uh
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this is in the future
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2030 um the economy is so bad that uh
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that California has started its own
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Lottery system uh and at this point the
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lottery has grown to about two 2.3
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billion dollar now here's the thing
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if you win the lottery uh you have uh
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until the evening I believe you have
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five hours to to Sur to to collect your
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money and during those five hours if
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someone kills you they get to keep your
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prize but the the caveat is you can't
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use a gun so you're gonna have to kill
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him in a different way that is uh that
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doesn't involve a gun or uh yeah it
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doesn't involve a gun um and so and and
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whoever does it gets the money so it's
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not like you can get a gang of people
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and do it um and so what that hap what
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happens is if you win the lot it becomes
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a free-for-all killing spree um well
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Katie is new to Hollywood uh she's
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trying to jumpstart her career she uh
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lands she rents an Airbnb from this
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insane woman um and uh the the Airbnb
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ruins all her clothes she has an
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important uh audition to go to has to
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use clothes from this woman in in the
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pocket of the clothes is a lottery
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ticket and Aquafina Katie accidentally
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activates the lottery ticket and lo and
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behold she wins but she doesn't
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understand the process of of the lottery
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so when she wins her location is sent
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out to everybody and now everyone's
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trying to kill her but in comes null
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played by John Cena he's a good-hearted
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man who decides that for 10% of the
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prize money he is going to protect her
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and so John Cena is now protecting
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from the Mayhem uh and from from certain
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death so that she can win the money look
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10% of the money is not even close to
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the compensation you should receive for
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spending 90 minutes with per character
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in Jackpot I defy you watch the trailer
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for this film yeah I made the very wise
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choice to skip this movie which is why I
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I mean a lot of people you know bug me
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about I give you crap a lot Allan and
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yes I do but I appreciate that you will
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watch a movie that I cannot I can't
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fathom going to see so thank you Allan
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thank you so much thank you thank you
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for seeing this movie because you
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confirmed what I saw from the trailer
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this is garbage yeah and I believe this
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is Paul feig he either produced it or he
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actually directed it which surprised me
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okay so here's here's what's wrong with
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the movie it's not funny this is a
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comedy and it's not funny surprise okay
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this is the problem with modern comedy
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today it's not about creating clever
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lines setting up a joke and then giving
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us a punchline it's about commenting
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making weird comments so something
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happens to comment about in some funny
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way this is what improv is today um
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people standing on stage saying weird
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lines hoping to induce a laugh and
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that's what this movie is there's a line
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I mean I could go through a lot of lines
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here but one line is uh the girlfriend
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of the person who's renting the Airbnb
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to Katie her line about her boyfriend is
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his name is DJ and that's funny because
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yeah oh uh there's an Old Woman Who
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meets her on a on a bus and she says
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she's going to go off to an audition and
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the old lady says I hope you're legs
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fall off isn't that what you people
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say I want to punch myself in the
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Tain now here's the best part so this is
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this is the movie it's just one bad line
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after the other and and at the end of
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the movie there's a blooper
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reel where they give us alternate
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lines that's CU because Paul Fe comes
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from that school of like we'll just keep
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shooting and say funny things and then
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we'll pick one of them I mean he did
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2016 um but he said look he's also done
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some really good stuff so he's uh mixed
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on on that I don't know well let me let
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me say you have the comedy and now you
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have the action because they're trying
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to kill kill her um and the joke is
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belabored I mean how many killing how
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many killer Granny's uh do do how many
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times do you have to bring up a killer
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granny before it becomes funny uh how
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about how about soccer moms who are
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killers and the other thing is the
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action in this movie is just slapstick
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action so you know people are on wires
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people are siing through a wall um and
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uh and then you know Aquafina when they
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bring in her stunt double she becomes a
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girl boss and and does all these
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Maneuvers that you see in kung fu movies
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that uh that this person clearly
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wouldn't know uh going in but but for
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for brief moments uh you know she'll
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execute some amazing hand toand combat
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um so it's it's supposed to be a comedy
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it's not and it's supposed to be an
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action movie and it's just dumb action
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um yeah stay away from this movie do you
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recommend it what's your number score
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I'll give it a I'll give it a
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two oh two out of 10 So 20% 20% there
