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lands directed by Paul WS Anderson of
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course he's done all the Resident Evil
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movies uh he did a film called Monster
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2020 um but the but the if you've seen
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the Resident Evil movies this is like a
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bad take on the Resident Evil movies it
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stars Dave Batista he has a character
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named Boyce who's a he's sort of a
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cowboy with the snakes for guns he's a
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badass and Mila jovic plays a gray Alice
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who's a mystical witch searching for a
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beast that will someone a man that will
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werewolf during a full moon and they
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have six days to find this man so gr
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Alice hires Boyce in in his cowboy gear
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to to basically help her find this man
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beast at the full moon because she has
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her reasons which are revealed later um
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if you've seen the trailer this is uh
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based on a George RR Martin short
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story it is a mishmash of everything
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from people in Knights and Shining Armor
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crus Crader uh you know cross inspired
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boots and then there are people dressed
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like cowboys and then there it's a mish
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mash of taking well we got Cowboys we
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got witches we've got uh werewolves um
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we have demons uh we've got people
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dressed like they're in the Crusades but
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wearing sunglasses and they have guns
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it's a mishmash of a bunch of things
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terrible World building and it looks the
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movie looks ugly it is like it's not
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black and white but it might as well
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have been and it appears as if the
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entire movie was shot on a green screen
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there are a couple sets here and there
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but it's so overly digital oh my God I
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just and it's impossibly dumb the most
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cliche lines I mean Dave Batista and
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Mila jovic I don't even think they put
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any effort into this it chemistry at all
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oh my God zero chemistry and the movie
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was it's not even playing in wide
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release there were only two screenings
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at AMC Burbank so I had to catch one the
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late screening to see it what a colossal
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waste um it was so the action if you you
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seen these Resident Evil movies imagine
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one of those but with a tenth of the
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budget and a tenth of the
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creativity and people sleepwalking I
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part of the movie I swear is Dave
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Batista shot against a green screen in
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his house he does a little vo to camera
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setting up the story kind of bookends
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the film it's colossally dumb with
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action scenes that are laughable and and
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no one could take it seriously um strong
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anti recommend for this a two out of 10
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at best and wow the fact that George RR
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Martin's name is splashed on this is not
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going to help hard pass on in the Lost
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lands let's go to comments here but it's
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only a 100 minutes long well it is a 100
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minutes that's the best thing about it
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and it's just so the effects are so bad
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like and they're distractingly bad
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nothing could save this movie and like
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everything the script everything and and
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Dave batist is becoming the Mark Ruffalo
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of of this generation
