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let's review a film that Allan and I
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have both seen it's called iHeart Willie
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this movie is a lowbudget horror film
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when I say lowbudget this film was shot
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Mexico and under dire
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and I'll start off I'll start off the
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bat I like sheep horror we're about to
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interview L coffin on the channel I love
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trauma movies I like the Toxic Avenger
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uh John Carpenter's Halloween is a
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classic there's there are very good
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slasher movies which is about 10% of all
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the slasher movies and
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90% are cheap ripoffs that don't
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understand what makes a good slasher
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movie and part of that is establishing
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characters you like we meet four
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characters to couples who are they're
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used YouTubers right this big the basic
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story is they're YouTubers going to a
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house uh that may be haunted maybe
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murders took place there I don't know
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these are the most unlikable forsome
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seen uh they they they there's some
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homeless guy in this place that is
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harassing them they're bit scared
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strange things are a foot and there is a
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killer dressed up like a murderous
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Mouse trying to kill people and torture
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people and the how this was made
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is because the movie Steamboat Willie
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owned by Disney is now in the public
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domain that's the only reason this movie
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was made and we've seen other movies
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like this uh uh Pooh Blood and Honey the
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only good one the the Neverland the the
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Peter Pan horror movie we reviewed a few
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weeks ago there's only one that's been
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decent and that's uh Pooh Blood and
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Honey uh part two which was actually
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very funny really went for it this has
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even in spite of the fact that it's very
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violent uh this person dressed as Mickey
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tortures people chopping off Limbs and
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then keeping the people alive dressed in
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a bloody Mickey Mouse mask he's been
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scarred all over his body whoever this
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person is and there's even nudity which
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might bump it up bump it up a notch for
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me but let me just say and there was the
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movie is really short it's like 70
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minutes and then there's a 20 minute
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making of to pad the running time of the
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show times to 90 minutes
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and I don't know what to say except I'll
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0.0 one of the worst movies I've seen
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this probably the worst film I've seen
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this year thus far and we've seen some
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bad ones I I even am the type of person
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that kind of likes a good lowbudget
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horror and this was God
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awful it was torturous not just for the
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characters in the movie which I don't
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care about any of them it was torturous
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for me to watch and it was cruel no
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sense of humor whatsoever thought it was
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clever in certain spots it used footage
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from Steamboat Willie in the movie
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randomly for no reason it's God
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awful the only thing good about this
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movie is the poster other than that
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worst film of the year so far a zero
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from me Allan your thoughts and you're
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Alan fan what do you think
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Alan yeah I don't I don't understand the
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connection with Steamboat Willie with
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this one uh the so according to the film
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uh there's this uh killer called Mouse
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boy which you see here in the poster and
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mouse boy his his exploits back a
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hundred years ago inspired Walt Disney
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to make the movie Steamboat Willie uh I
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I mean if you're if you're gonna take an
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IP you're GNA parody it you're gonna
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make a horror film about it find
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some connection with that IP uh other
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than putting a mask a Mickey Mouse mask
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on and then and it's not that they
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showed uh images uh of Steamboat Willie
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they redrew and reanimated it to make it
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more of a horror feel um but in terms of
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well why is why is steo why is Willie
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doing this why is he doing that what
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does that have to do with the movies
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Alan you're you're phasing out please
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repeat your last sentence um the the
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issue I have here is this is pure uh IP
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exploitation uh you know they're just
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taking that the fact that Steamboat
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available uh doesn't mean it should mean
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that you include it somehow in your
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story and this one fails to do it um it
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is bad but um nice nice boobs and uh
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yeah there was boobs in the movie there
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was boobs nice and the girls were were
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hot and uh look um even that didn't work
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for me there was like it's not enough I
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have to like the characters there is no
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one likable in this yeah my issue is
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look I'm not I'm not into horror um I
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think if this was a slasher film maybe
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I'd like it more but this is more of a
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torture film it is T it is that is my
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least favorite horror genre torture it's
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it is pure torture porn and I it's not
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it's not clever it's not even you know
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there are likable horror icons Michael
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Myers you know Freddy there are likable
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horror I icons even art the clown more
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recently is kind of I mean it's gruesome
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horrific but there's a it's something
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clever and likable about it there is
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nothing in this and I guarantee they'll
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be a sequel yeah the last thing is the
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the things Willie does should have
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meaning and reason I never got the
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reason for it uh you walk into his lair
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there there are knives on strings hung
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from the ceiling why what is what what
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is that I mean you're not going to get
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killed from it uh you're you're not even
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get a a cut from these things but why is
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it there other than the look creepy um
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you know he uh he likes to do things to
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people's bodies why um you know I don't
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get the sense that he's just in it for
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the pleasure there there's a an illusion
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to what he does with it but why um you
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know and so it's just it just felt like
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look when you watch the when you watch
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the uh um the making of uh how this
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movie got made was uh the The Producers
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already had another movie funded they
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Steamboat Ste now in the public domain
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and they stopped production yeah and
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rewrote a wrote a brand new movie and
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this is that movie which then also as
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you watch it you realize never make an
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indie movie in Mexico uh because at one
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point the second at one point the second
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ad uh they had to stop production
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because the federales came in because
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they thought the second ad was a cartel
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member and like yeah I'll just say this
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that 20 minute making of at the end of
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the film is better than the film it was
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funny it was like that like it was like
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oh that's totally making you know making
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indie films like that the making of gets
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a five out of 10 it would make a great
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it would make a great horror film that
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making up movie yeah but but the movie
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itself zero out of 10 it was awful
