Top 10 Worst Movies

[Trashie]

Top 10 Bad flix....
(At least top 10 i can think of at the moment)
subject to change

10. Grease 2
9. Strictly Ballroom
8. English Patient
7. Punch Drunk Love (only saw half)
6. Ted Bundy/Gacy (both movies were bad)
5. Face off (the ending was the gayest)
4. Shanghai Suprise (or any movie madonna is in for that matter)
3. Footloose (although its fun to make fun of kevin's dance moves)
2. Any STARTREK movie
1. Cast Away

[BuckyMcSatan]

Say there Tash,

Are these in any particular order? Or are they all equally bad?

You should watch the rest of Punch Drunk Love. I didn't like it when I first saw it, but after a second viewing it was much more enjoyable.

I was expecting another Magnolia or Boogie Nights, so maybe that's what threw me.

[Trashie]

These movies are just random..No particular order...
But i'd like to add a few..hahaha
Jesus Christ Superstar...GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh and i saw yours and i agree with SHOWGIRLS and lets throw another cheezy stripper flick into the list...Striptease..Super gay....

[BuckyMcSatan]

It's interesting that the progression of the word "gay" has come to mean stupid. It no longer means "happy" or "swishy" but "unappealing".

The English language is so gay.

[jonnyredman]

Originally posted by Buck Satan
It's interesting that the progression of the word "gay" has come to mean stupid. It no longer means "happy" or "swishy" but "unappealing".

The English language is so gay.

Got to agree with you there Buck. It's good that we can at least call something 'gay' without thinking we're going to get shit from sexual equality types...

[LiquidSky]

Originally posted by jonnyredman
Got to agree with you there Buck. It's good that we can at least call something 'gay' without thinking we're going to get shit from sexual equality types...


Hmmmm. Well, I am gay. Not sure when people started using the word to mean homosexual. :D

Frankly, people who use the word to mean "stupid or bad" seem immature to me. Like some pimply faced twelve year old who worships Hillary Duff :o


Bad movies I have seen:

Forrest Gump
American Pie
The Fluffer
Glitter (during a bad movie party)
The Real Cancun (ditto)
From Justin to Kelly (ditto)


Bad movies that I like:

"Plan 9 From Outer Space"
"Pink Flamingos"
"Valley of the Dolls"
"Last American Virgin"

[Trashie]

Hmmm...well i am NOT gay. And i really don't care what GAY people think when i use the word GAY to mean retarded. I'm not a pimply faced 12 year old..Only in your dreams i guess.....

[LiquidSky]

Originally posted by Trashie
Hmmm...well i am NOT gay. And i really don't care what GAY people think when i use the word GAY to mean retarded. I'm not a pimply faced 12 year old..Only in your dreams i guess.....

Cool. Glad to know you don't give a shit that you are a half wit. And no, I don't dream about pimply faced twelve year olds....those are most likely YOUR wet dreams. :o

[PoppaJupiter]

Because homosexuals have so much power in culture, the Western World and in legal circles, the word 'gay' in the year 2003 pretty much well means 'homosexual' and NOT 'happy' 'extravagant' 'freewheeling'. Yes, the English language is a bugger.

Enough preaching, 10 shit movies:

1. Anything by Baz Lhurman
2. Any of those Christian movies with Gary Busey in them
3. 95% of 'queer' cinema (except John Waters films, Hedwig, Clive Barker and 'safe').
4. Koony Lemel in Tel Aviv
5. Those anti-Israel pro-terrorist/martyr movies made in Egypt
6. Rambo 2 & 3
7. Cobra
8. Joel Silver produced horror movies
9. Any film made by a rock-star
10. Any film with a rockstar in it (except '8 mile')

[Adam Hackbarth]

No Retreat, No Surrender
BMX Bandits (featuring Nicole Kidman on a BMX bike)
Battle Beyond the Stars (with Richard Thomas)
Urban Legend II
Speed Zone!
The Big Hit
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Freaky Friday (The Shelley Long version)
The Fast and the Furious
Dungeons and Dragons

[Pete Vonder Haar]

"Battle Beyond the Stars?" Sybil Danning? George Peppard? "Cayman of the Lambda Zone?"

Visigoth.

[Adam Hackbarth]

Yes, the George Peppard one. I don't care if John Sayles helped write it or not. I remember being a young kid who was "supercharged" over what I saw in Star Wars... so when this sucker showed up on my television, I tuned in as fast as I could. LOL. Truthfully, this movie could have been The Godfather... but I STILL would have hated it... simply because of the presence of John Boy.

[El Duderino Diablo]

Originally posted by Adam Hackbarth
...the presence of John Boy.

Anybody ever see that episode of Law & Order: SVU with John Boy playing a syphilitic slasher? He needs more roles like that.

[Sandcat2003]

The American President - bloated loveletter to Democrats. Do they have to make all Republican antagonists so swarmy (The Contender being another). Movie for the unintelligent masses that think all politicians either wear white or black hats while they mosey around the capital.

The Story of Us -two hours of a couple screaming at one another. Uplifting and a good way to spend a night with a date if you are a masochist.

Rush Hour 2 - I can't wait for Rush Hour 3. Hopefully when I am 80 I will be sitting in a darkened theatre watching Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker's greatgrandchildren continue the hijinx- maybe Brett Ratner's greatgrandson will also direct. We can only hope!!!!

Feeling Minnesota - Fleeing Minnesota

Dreamcatcher - Did Oliver Stone slip William Goldman and Kasdan a bunch of mushrooms and peyote? I smell Oscar for Donnie Wahlberg. Scooby-dooby-dooby-doo!!!

Who's That Girl - I love Madonna, but some sins cannot be forgiven.

Meet the Parents - I hate this movie purely on the principal that Teri Polo's character never defended her boyfriend. She sat there and let her father, an evil man, ridicule the man with whom she was supposedly in love. The heart of this movie revolved around cruelty and America loved it. Scary!


The Majestic - unwatchable, just like the Capra movies it was attempting to emulate.

Tie: Judge Dredd/Daylight - Where is Frank Stallone when you need him?

Firestorm - This included for the simple fact it was the directorial debut of my favorite cinematographer, Dean Semler, and it was so unwatchable....and horribly filmed.


Honorable mentions

The Grinch - Turned a great story into a mugfest for Jim Carrey and HORRIBLE one-liners

Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes - A sad day in the history of film. The first truly aweful film of Burton's. Although Sleepy Hollow was merely mediocre. Where is the man from Beetleguese, Ed Scissorhands, and Frankenweenie? Let's all pray Big Fish is as good as its buzz.

[Spectaclegrinde]

I'm just gonna list one movie. This is the movie that should never be.

It's directed by the daughter of one of my favorite filmmakers.

It stars an actress that many, many guys my age were in love with, for a time.

It has a clever concept behind it.

I expected to love it.

If this movie were a weapon, the Geneva Convention would ban it in a heartbeat.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

"Boxing Helena"

I honestly think this is the worst thing ever filmed.

Dear God... why?

Sorry, but even remembering this movie is traumatic.

[Furious D]

Here's some flicks I don't care for...

NATURAL BORN KILLERS: I'm a Tarantino fan but I was annoyed by this flick which was basically Oliver Stone yelling at you for two-hours.

FOREST GUMP: A love letter to the 60's one of the most overhyped eras in history. If I have to sit through another movie about how great the 60's were, I will vomit like that little bastard in The Exorcist.

ANYTHING BY MICHAEL MOORE: I find him a smug, arrogant, egocentric, know-it-all, who manipulates or makes up facts to fit whatever cause he's using to glorify himself. He didn't deserve the Oscar for Best Documentary, because he doesn't make documentaries.

KILLING ZOE: This film violated the first rule of a heist picture. In any good heist film the crooks have to have at least a slim chance of success. The characters in this film couldn't think their way out of a paper bag.

REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE: Whiny sophomoric melodrama with a lot of overacting and cheesey dialogue, even for a 50's movie.