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Eric Campos
08-27-2003, 01:02 AM
...that you raid his wardrobe?
Kuato
08-27-2003, 01:06 AM
excuse me a sek... what are you babbling about?
Rory L. Aronsky
08-27-2003, 03:10 AM
Hey homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
Pete Vonder Haar
08-27-2003, 08:35 AM
Woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a six foot salami under the other.

Pete
Eric Campos
08-27-2003, 12:28 PM
That man is a brownie hound.
Pete Vonder Haar
08-27-2003, 01:12 PM
Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
Rory L. Aronsky
08-28-2003, 03:14 AM
So it's sorta social....demented and sad, but social. Right?
Rory L. Aronsky
08-28-2003, 03:19 AM
Man. As soon as I find a good quote, two more pop up. So here are those two:
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John - Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian - Uh, no. Mr. Johnson

John - I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
Pete Vonder Haar
08-28-2003, 08:33 AM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
Don't be an asshole, Carl.

Pete
Eric Campos
08-28-2003, 12:28 PM
Show Dick some respect!
Rory L. Aronsky
08-29-2003, 12:45 AM
Vernon - What if your home...what if your family...what if your DOPE was on fire?
Bender - Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Rory L. Aronsky
08-29-2003, 05:51 PM
Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Pete Vonder Haar
08-30-2003, 01:38 AM
"Besides...'Mole-lay' really pumps my nads."
"Moliere.'"
"Oh, I love his work."

Pete
Rory L. Aronsky
08-30-2003, 02:39 PM
Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here!
bexley
09-02-2003, 10:07 PM
Hey Ahab, can I borrow my doob-age?
bexley
09-02-2003, 10:09 PM
Hey Rory, you're friends with Flores and Carlson huh? I know your SCV crew yo...
Eric Campos
09-02-2003, 11:39 PM
That's what you get in my house for spilling paint in the garage!
Rory L. Aronsky
09-02-2003, 11:54 PM
Bexley:

Who the fuck are Flores and Carlson?
Pete Vonder Haar
09-03-2003, 10:38 PM
You know, Adam C. Flores, from "Snake Eyes."

And Carlson was the station manager at WKRP.

Pete