You found a candy bar?!?!

[Kuato]

uh... i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells.. and i like to kiss my own butt....

[Kuato]

possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis

[Kuato]

- mr. burns "smithers... why didnt you tell me about this market crash?"
-smithers "..well it happened 25 years before i was born..."
-mr. burns "oh- thats your excuse for everything."





-sea captain - " arrrr , i hate the sea and everything in it"

[Eric Campos]

FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL!!

[Kuato]

what kind of man wears armor hot dogs????

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Pete - I bent my Wookie

[Kuato]

sometimes i wish a cat would eat me...


dad.... you killed the zombie flanders!
he was a zombie?

i must warn you the toy comes with a terrible curse...
- oh ,, thats bad
but it comes with a free frogurt!
- thats good!
the forgurt is also cursed
- thats bad..
but you get your choice of topping!
- thats good!
the toppings contain potasium benzoid.....
- ?
thats bad...
- can i go now?


willie hears you... willie dont care

[Leev66]

...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer...it's the Frog Exaggerator.

Pete

[seancollier]

Mmm...sacra-licious.

[Kuato]

so when youre all home today eating you sweet sweet holiday turkeys...
i hope you'll all choke. just... a little bit.

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempts to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture I was free to wallow in my own crepulence.

Pete

[Kuato]

"well of course... everything looks bad if you remember it..."

[Kuato]

http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/homer.jpg

"are you felin stoopid!?!? i know i am! "

[Kuato]

darrrel...... darrel......

[Kuato]

My god! Gigantism!!!

[Kuato]

skinner :Ok Millhouse... your word is choke

millhouse: choke... oh this is so is easy... "F"... OH MAN!

[automanic]

ralph - "It tastes like burning!"

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
_____

And because you actually took time to read the top quote, you instantly win a bonus, ANOTHER quote:

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

[automanic]

"Everybody shoots Apu. It's only a hundred dollar fine now."

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Oh my god, somebody took a bite out of the giant rice krispy square! Oh, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.

[Kuato]

but you'll kill both of us!

... no its easy look...i made a pigeon-rat

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Save me Jeebus!

[Eric Campos]

i'm not usually a praying man.... but please! save me superman!





- chowda! i'll here you say it!!!!!!!!!!

[Kuato]

i'm not usually a praying man - but please ! save me superman!!!!!




" i don't want to sound like a queer or anything but i think fire is very romantic"

m

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

[Kuato]

"but aquaman... you can't marry a woman without gills... youre from 2 diffferent worlds...

oh.. i 've wasted my life."

[Rory L. Aronsky]

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says "Capricorn", and something with coconut on it.

[Kuato]

So i said YAH? you want that money? come and find it cuz i don't know where it is ya bologna! you - make - me - wanna - wrech!

[Pete Vonder Haar]

We have reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us.

Pete

[Kuato]

remember the story... we are newly weds on our way to earth capital...

oh shazbutt...

[Kuato]

she touched me in my special area...

[Pete Vonder Haar]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work.

[Kuato]

" - Lets go home..
- we are home..
that was fast..."

" go home science girl!
- i am home..
oh - well stay there then."

" well i'm not the one who puts butter in my coffee..."

"bacon that sausage boy.."

[Leev66]

I have moon rocks in my nose.

[Pete Vonder Haar]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Kuato]

pray ... for.... mojo...

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Let's go down to Flaming Moe's,
Where liquor in a jug,
Can warm you like a hug,
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.

[Kuato]

"i'm not... not licking toads"

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Well, if you were trying to make Sarak the Preparer cry...mission accomplished.

[Kuato]

"i found the missing puzzle peice! .. it was behing maggie's eyelid"

[Kuato]

i just moved here from Canada and they think i'm slow... ay.....

[El Duderino Diablo]

Originally posted by Kuato
ay.....

That's eh, eh?

[Kuato]

eh--ay.. screw it ;)


"can you get that window honey? the cops have daddy's prints on file.."

"eww... john denver..."

"simpson eh? i'll remeber that name..."

[Pete Vonder Haar]

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)

[Kuato]

we're... old...
hahahh hehea..hhahahehhehhahh....

[Kuato]

you're not listening...

i never do! yeeehaw!!!

[Kuato]

note to self... stop doing anything

[Kuato]

oh lisa you and your stories...
barts a vampire..
beer kills brain cells....
now lets go back to that building thingie ... where our beds and t.v... ... is.