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[Kuato]

Alright.... got any good quotes out there?


"Whats all this talk about farting?"
" Smells like someone just shit in their cereal.... BUNG!!!" - jay and silent bob

[ecampos]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[Kuato]

" you guys have a joint?"
" no...."
"it'd be cooler if you did..."

[Eric Campos]

SOME ASSHOLE JUST PISSED ON MY LEG!

[Kuato]

"we're gunna go see some people of mine... and they don't like wierd dudes...
THEY DONT FUCK AROUND"

[Tobester]

"Everybody loves money! That's why they call it money!"

[Kuato]

"oh my god old man clemmings hates shit!!!!!!!"

" he called the shit poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Kuato]

"Long live the new flesh" - videodrome

"The television is the retna of the minds eye"- videodrome

"nice hear-in from ya carlos!" - freddy

"Pattys? those arnt pattys man those are just chicanos'' - up in smoke

[AmaiStina]

One of my film profs at univ has the best sense of humor. Hes also seen like every movie ever made (with the exception of Big Deal on Madonna Street).

Here are some of the great things he said during Italian Exploitation Cinema class last semester:

"Look at [the zombies], theyre so content. They look like babies...so blissful. I like that...it suggests that theyre not evil; theyre just hungry." comments on a scene from Jorge Grau's 1974 film The Living Dead in The Manchester Morgue.

"I never eat after fondling a corpse." another comment on a film clip.


"im a bit of a wide-screen fetishist...my interests in [it] are deep & wide."

[Kuato]

abazabba... you my only friend"-half baked


you don't actually think i have any money right?"- edwards scissorhands

i'm going to tell you something i've never told anyone else... i can suck my own dick. and i do it.. A LOT - there i said it" - a can of vegis Wet Hot American Summer

I want my 2 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - better off dead

No more ryhms now i mean it!...
anybody want a peanut?" - princess bride

Alright retards! drop your tacos or i'll blow your brains out!!!!!" - citizen toxie

[seancollier]

"Bastard. Bastard! BASTARD!!!" - Pieces

"No one can stop the popularity of Forrest Gump!" - Cecil B. Demented

"Cellar Door." - Donnie Darko

[Kuato]

did he just tell me to suck a fuck? - donnie darko

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Dark Helmet - "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"
Colonel Sandurz - "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now."
Dark Helmet - "Well what happened to then?"
Colonel Sandurz - "We passed then."
Dark Helmet - "When?"
Colonel Sandurz - "Just now. We're at now now."
Dark Helmet - "Well go back to then."
Colonel Sandurz - "When?"
Dark Helmet - "Now."
Colonel Sandurz - "Now?"
Dark Helmet - "Now."
Colonel Sandurz - "I can't."
Dark Helmet - "Why?"
Colonel Sandurz - "We missed it."
Dark Helmet - "When?"
Colonel Sandurz - "Just now."
Dark Helmet - "When will then be now?"
Colonel Sandurz - "Soon."
Dark Helmet - "How soon?"
- Spaceballs (1987)

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Just saw this one again during a Something Weird DVD viewing with Gorillaboss last week:

"Have you ever had...an EGYPTIAN FEAST?"

Pete

[whatismoving]

"Now will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?"

(Glengarry Glen Ross)

[Kuato]

SOMEBODY BETTER GO BACK AND GET A SHIT LOAD OF DIMES

-blazing sadles

[El Duderino Diablo]

"I think the end of the world just came for that bag of Fritos I had in my pants."
-Cutshaw

Cutshaw:"Take me to the beach."
Kane: "It's night, and it's raining."
Cutshaw: "I see you're determined to start an argument."

Kane: (reading aloud from the back of Cutshaw's St. Christopher medal) "I am a Buddhist. In case of accident call a Lama."

Kane (finds Fairbanks beating on a wall with a sledgehammer): "Why do you do that to the wall?"
Fairbanks: "Because I'm convinced that we can walk through walls, not only me, anyone. Cops. People. People in Nashville. I tried to exert the full force of my mind on all the atoms of my body so that they will mix and re-arrange and fit exactly all the holes in that wall. Then I tried the laboratory method I tried to walk through it, through the wall, just like a few miinutes ago when I took a running bash and I failed. Horribly." (hits wall again) "I am punishing the atoms by making an example of them, an object lesson, a thing, so when the other atoms see what's coming they'll let me pass through. Independent snots! Shape up or ship out!"

Cutshaw: "Ingratiating Bastard! Do you always play kiss ass with the loonies?"

[Eric Campos]

What's the "P" stand for?

PUSSY!

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Send...more...paramedics.

Pete

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Saigon. Shit.

[Eric Campos]

What the fuck is a frush?

[whatismoving]

"Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?"

(the Ref)

[Kuato]

" You know what i'm gtting you for christmas? A cross... so taht everytime you feel unapresciated - you can nail yourself to it"
ref

"I need parsley!"
wet hot american summer

[Seedy Edgewick]

"What was the worst time in your life?"
"I think that would be the time between when the shark got my hand and I got the shark."
-- Surf Nazis Must Die

"Sometimes you just gotta say, 'What the fuck.'"
-- Risky Business

"You mean the movie LIED??"
-- Return of the Living Dead

"You kill any real people?"
"No, just cops."
-- Reservoir Dogs

"Let's get PISSED!!"
-- So, I Married an Axe Murderer

"Aren't you gonna call for help?"
"Would it do any good?"
"...No."
-- The Whole Nine Yards

"Don't smoke, I'm huge!"
-- Mystery Science Theater 3000, "The Amazing Colossal Man"

[AmaiStina]

best movie quote ever.

"Hey, im not just a dumb blonde, ya know."

"Who says youre blonde?"

--- from "The Bloody Pit of Horror" (Massimo Pupillo, 1965)


a brief plot synopsis:

back in medieval days the Crimson Executioner was executed for abusing his power. he was sealed in a pseudo-Iron Maiden in a castle. fast forward to the swinging 60s. a crew of horror novel cover photographers & models stop by the castle to take pictures. no sooner do they arrive at the seemingly empty estate, they meet the eccentric & possibly gay owner & his definitely gay servants. one by one, the intruders are killed. the "whats going on?" plot thread only lasts about 20 mins. the final 50 mins of the film is practically a comic book..like the Phantom & the Ambiguously Gay Duo on crack.

stina

http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue05/infocus/crimson/closeup.jpg

http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue05/infocus/crimson/crimson1.jpg

[whatismoving]

Hey, Kuato! Finally someone besides me has seen the Ref.

[whatismoving]

Wait, I've got another one.

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
--Beavis & Butthead do America

[AmaiStina]

Originally posted by whatismoving
Hey, Kuato! Finally someone besides me has seen the Ref.

ive seen the Ref & loved every minute of it. after i saw it ....mustve been junior high...i actually developed a semi-unhealthy fantasy about meeting/befriending a thief of Denis Leary's motivation & general characterization.

^_^

[El Duderino Diablo]

Originally posted by AmaiStina
ive seen the Ref & loved every minute of it. after i saw it ....mustve been junior high...i actually developed a semi-unhealthy fantasy about meeting/befriending a thief of Denis Leary's motivation & general characterization.

^_^

What a bizarre coincidence! You see, I put myself through college acting as a thief of Denis Leary's motivation & general characterization.

;)

[whatismoving]

What a bizarre coincidence! You see, I put myself through college acting as a thief of Denis Leary's motivation & general characterization.
Holy shit. You're the bastard who tied me up in my dorm room and chain-smoked all my homework?

[Kuato]

"sheila ... mama fell down the stairs and..."

" - SHUT UP BITCH!"

- half baked

[Rory L. Aronsky]

When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned. Which one are you?

[AshDraven]

"You get a goddamn job by sundown or we're shipping you off to miltary school with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid....sonuvabitch" Up In Smoke (Strother Martin)

"You sir are not one of my vassals. Who are you?"
"Who wants to know?"
"I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."
"Well hello Mr. Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left town." Army of Darkness: Ash and Henry the Red

[Kuato]

ya! up in smoke!

shit i know a guy who works for united fruit- its would be a start - start pickin strawberries and work you way up to those god damned bananas! WHEN BOY! WHEN? YOU ARE GUNNA GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER... /
oh good god o mighty i think he's the anti-christ

-weigh the anchor! how much does it weigh? i dunno i forgot... you forgot?!...hahah i saw that on tv once...
hey how long does this shit last?

-up in smoke

"chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky lucky chicken bone"

- think big

[bennettk]

"I'm here for the gang bang..." - OLD SCHOOL

[bennettk]

"Walk this way..." - YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

Pete

[mruzick3]

"Get that damn screwdriver out 'o my heead!!"

-Return of the Living Dead

[BuckyMcSatan]

...look at that. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last sixty hours. I must be ill."

- Withnail

[Kuato]

Excuse me ma'am but i need it!
fuck you you asshole!!!!!!!!!


see you at the party ricthor!!


think?!? i don't give you enough information to think!

someone?? were talking about the fucking agency here..
shut up! *slap!*


oh yeah.. recall reacall reacall...

youre having a paranoid dillusion
yeah? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A DILLUSION?

-total recall

i can go on for days

[Pete Vonder Haar]

What's in this punch? It's got a little wang to it.

Pete

[Ricky Retardo]

"Oh my god! Somebody has sent me a bowel movement!"-Pink Flamingoes

"The world of a heterosexual is a sick and boring life!"-Female Trouble

"Fuck Heinekin! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"-Blue Velvet

"I don't punch clocks, I beat 'em"-Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!

"Let's go do robberies"-Repo Man

[KevinCarr]

"I guess you won't be attending that Hat Convention in July!" - Hudson Hawk

[AshDraven]

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas , a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses".
" Hit It!"

[El Duderino Diablo]

"This is pissing me off to no end!" - Big Trouble in Little China

[Eric Campos]

Zantar is a gelatinous cube that eats warriors in a medieval village.

[Pete Vonder Haar]

Is Butterbean okay?

[Ricky Retardo]

"Plug it up! Plug it up!"-Carrie

[Kuato]

theres something turribly wrong in durry...

BA BA BA BA BA BILLLY BOY!

- it

[Eric Campos]

Is that the foot long?

And then some...

[mruzick3]

"I'm not gonna participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it!" -Cameron

"Do me a favor, will ya ma, JUST DIE, WILL YA, JUST DIE!!!"
-Laslo

[Pete Vonder Haar]

I like you, Clarence. Always have, always will.

[Kuato]

do you know what he called you? he.. he called you a little peice of chicken man...

[automanic]

"You killed my parents, and I don't like that kind of thing."
-The Chosen One

"Oh my God, it's so juicy!"
-Hank Hill

[Kuato]

"HEY? WHA HAPPEN???"

-a mighty wind

[AshDraven]

"A quick impression for ya. Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!!" Michael Wincott

"Try harder" "Try again" Brandon Lee

"Victims, aren't we all?" Brandon Lee

All 3 quotes from The Crow.

[automanic]

Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say "YES!"
-Ghostbusters

[El Duderino Diablo]

Det. Munch: "And stay out of the medicine cabinet."
Brodie: "Why? What's in the medicine cabinet?"
Det. Munch: "Nothing! Nothing! Nothing's in the medicine cabinet!"

[Kuato]

"if youre lookin for the medicine cabinet... i already been there..." Krusty

"wha? wait a minute who the fuck is that bitch!? FUCK YA MUTHA FUCKA YOU THINK YOU SLICK ASKI'N ME FOR SOME MONEY! WELLL ASK TH-AT BITCH FO SOME MONEY!"
-friday

[automanic]

"You know what we got here? A muthafuckin' Charlie Bronson!"

"It must be white boy day. Is it white boy day?"

True Romance