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Eric Campos
08-15-2003, 02:07 AM
...and I never slice....










DAMN!
Kuato
08-15-2003, 02:30 AM
whoa... did somebody step on a duck?!?!
Pete Vonder Haar
08-15-2003, 08:19 AM
"I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and don't even know it."

Pete - Gunga galunga
Eric Campos
08-15-2003, 11:32 AM
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!
Rory L. Aronsky
08-15-2003, 02:57 PM
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Kuato
08-15-2003, 04:57 PM
DOOOOODIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rory L. Aronsky
08-15-2003, 05:00 PM
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife!
Pete Vonder Haar
08-15-2003, 11:24 PM
I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to do it...felt I *owed* it to them.

Pete
Rory L. Aronsky
08-15-2003, 11:52 PM
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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Give it enough time and I think we'll manage to get the entire Caddyshack script in this topic.
Eric Campos
08-16-2003, 05:38 PM
Don't you people have homes?
Rory L. Aronsky
08-17-2003, 01:17 AM
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, ok?
Pete Vonder Haar
08-17-2003, 11:35 PM
You do drugs Danny?
Every day.
So what's the problem?
Kuato
08-18-2003, 03:18 AM
cannonball..... come one.. cannnonballlllllll....
Leev66
08-18-2003, 05:05 PM
Ratfarts!
ecampos
08-18-2003, 05:42 PM
S-S-S-S-Sucks?
Numanoid
08-19-2003, 11:58 AM
Nooonan! MMMMMiss it!
Pete Vonder Haar
08-19-2003, 12:36 PM
Wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?

Pete
Eric Campos
08-19-2003, 01:25 PM
YOU....you're no gentleman!
Leev66
08-19-2003, 03:19 PM
Hey man. Save me a poke.
Brad Slager
08-19-2003, 09:17 PM
It was my old college roommate, Mitch Cumstein.
Eric Campos
08-20-2003, 01:26 AM
"MONRRRRROOOOOOOOE!!!"

wait, that's something else...
TheRealFennShysa
08-20-2003, 10:19 AM
Be the ball, Danny... *be* the ball...
Chris Gore
08-20-2003, 10:34 AM
Anyone who can name the source of this quote, man, you are good. It's not from a film, but from television. Here goes...

"I am trying to build a plastic museum."

Any guesses?
Pete Vonder Haar
08-21-2003, 07:55 AM
Gotta be "COPS." The guy with all the hypos, right?

Pete
Eric Campos
08-21-2003, 01:22 PM
Hahahaahah!
BuckyMcSatan
08-21-2003, 10:06 PM
Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Eric Campos
08-22-2003, 12:59 AM
Are you trying to make time with my best girl?

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Pete Vonder Haar
08-22-2003, 07:44 AM
This your place, Carl?
Yeah.
It's really...awful.

Pete
BuckyMcSatan
08-22-2003, 02:07 PM
We should just post the entire script. It is a comedy classic I must say.

Although we all know what happened with the hideous sequel.

I remember being a video store clerk right after college and having Geddy Lee come into the store and rent Caddyshack 2. Not that I love Rush, but I lost respect for Geddy that day.

An interesting list around here might be "Bad Celebrity Rentals".

Anyone?:D
Eric Campos
08-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Wow, Geddy Lee. I think his favorite scene is when everyone is betting whether the "Smails Kid" will pick his nose and eat the booger or not. I just have the feeling.

"Well, he was hungry."
Kuato
08-22-2003, 07:18 PM
oh this is the worst lookin hat i ever saw
you buy a hat like that and i bet you get a free bowl of soup with it -
... looks good on you though..
Eric Campos
08-23-2003, 12:18 PM
Spaulding, this calls for the ol' Billy Baroo.
El Duderino Diablo
08-23-2003, 02:23 PM
I smell varmint poontang.

You beast, you savage! Come on, bark like a dog for me.
Leev66
08-23-2003, 04:16 PM
AAAGH! I didn't just do that.
BuckyMcSatan
08-27-2003, 01:18 PM
Pick up that blood!
Kuato
08-29-2003, 09:09 AM
come on... bark like a dog for me
Pete Vonder Haar
08-29-2003, 11:47 AM
The baldness...the flowing robes...striking.

Pete
Eric Campos
08-29-2003, 01:21 PM
What does that sign say!?
BuckyMcSatan
11-08-2007, 11:51 AM
"Thank you very little."
Pete Vonder Haar
11-08-2007, 08:37 PM
Welcome back, Bucky.

"I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish."
BuckyMcSatan
11-08-2007, 09:31 PM
Thanks Mr. Vonder Haar! Good to be back...

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."