Furious D
09-26-2005, 08:41 PM
Combat Dophins Freed by Katrina (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html)
I can see it now...
WALT DISNEY PICTURES
present
FLIPPER'S REVENGE
This Time, It's Aquatic!
starring
Ben Affleck
as Mitch the Incredibly Wooden Dolphin Trainer
Reese Witherspoon
as Belinda the Unbearably Cute 'Save the Dolphins' Activist
Bill Pullman
as Richard, Belinda's Stuffy Rich Fiancee
Woody Harrelson
as Gaston LaFarge, the Evil Eurotrash Terrorist
Courtney Love
as Wanda, Mitch's Drug Addled Skank Ex-Wife with a Heart of Tin
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
as Eugene, Mitch's sidekick.
and
Dustin Hoffman
as Flipper
Screenplay by
David Mamet, Tom Stoppard, Harold Pinter
& Joe Ezterhaz
Directed by
Michael Bay
Featuring the Hit Song: "Do the Flipper Dipper" performer by Celine Dion, Featuring P. Diddy
Don't you smell a hit?
It at least smells...
I can see it now...
WALT DISNEY PICTURES
present
FLIPPER'S REVENGE
This Time, It's Aquatic!
starring
Ben Affleck
as Mitch the Incredibly Wooden Dolphin Trainer
Reese Witherspoon
as Belinda the Unbearably Cute 'Save the Dolphins' Activist
Bill Pullman
as Richard, Belinda's Stuffy Rich Fiancee
Woody Harrelson
as Gaston LaFarge, the Evil Eurotrash Terrorist
Courtney Love
as Wanda, Mitch's Drug Addled Skank Ex-Wife with a Heart of Tin
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
as Eugene, Mitch's sidekick.
and
Dustin Hoffman
as Flipper
Screenplay by
David Mamet, Tom Stoppard, Harold Pinter
& Joe Ezterhaz
Directed by
Michael Bay
Featuring the Hit Song: "Do the Flipper Dipper" performer by Celine Dion, Featuring P. Diddy
Don't you smell a hit?
It at least smells...