Top Ten Worst

[Action Jackson]

Now, I know there are many poetential movies that can fit into this list, but I'll try and give it a whirl:

10. Van Helsing

9. Batman & Robin

8. Crossroads

7. Spice World

6. Weekend at Bernies 2

5. The most current Steven Segal direct to video- because he keeps topping the last pile of suck with another even suckier one.

4. Snow dogs

3. Torque- this movie is like a tsunami of bad ideas hurling toward you.

2. Cool as Ice- this was supposed to be Vanilla Ice's 8mile , but watching it is like sitting through 8 miles of bad road. The movie is more corny than my cliche!

1. House of the Dead- a total p.o.s. from Uwe "Toilet" Bowl.

[eyeresist]

Oh, Spice World was okay. Had some funny lines. Richard E Grant was fun. I liked the "your mother" scene, if only because it was so unexpected.

[rb6hater]

10) All the 'Critters' movies
9) Jason Goes to Hell
8) Van Helsing
7) The Day After Tomorrow
6) Starship Troopers 2 [I Gag every time I say that]
5) The Fly 2
4) Seed of Chucky (I really liked this movie because it was so bad it was good, so technically being #4 on my list is a good thing)
3) Any Full Moon movie
2) Any USA original movie
1) Any Sci-Fi original movie (And by the way who ever gave Dracula 3000 a 3/5 is going to be struck by Zues Almighty and sentenced to watch every Sci-Fi original there is, and ever will be!)

[Pirate Duck]

10. Any Shumacher film (even The Lost Boys) (I changed my thinking Mr B Nat)
9. Any Micheal Bay film
8. The Hulk
9. Man with the Screaming Brain (sorry about that Bruce, it was AWFUL)
8. The Sweetest Thing (why did I see that???)
7. Juwanna Man (WOW, thank god I dumped the bitch that made me see those last two...)
6. Freddy Got Fingered
5. Any Ed Wood film (Sorry Mr. Burton)
4. Mission Impossible
3. Mission Impossible 2
2. This spot is for the 4 movies that come out every summer that are all clones, ie. Hurricane/tornado flicks, asteroid/comet flicks, you get the picture.

And my number ONE worst movie of all time?

1. That VHS copy of Back to the future that someone taped scat porn over the final scene when Marty makes it back...

[Mr B Natural]

10. Any Shumacher film (even The Lost Boys) (I changed my thinking Mr B Nat)

And my number ONE worst movie of all time?

1. That VHS copy of Back to the future that someone taped scat porn over the final scene when Marty makes it back...

Good to hear that I was able to make you see the light about The Lost Boys: it's overrated, poorly acted, and like about a billion other vampire films. In short: it sucked a Schumacher.

Funny, your number one worst film is my number one best film...

[Terminal_Ny]

10. The Mod Squad
9. Super Star
8. Water world
7. Spice World
6. Glitter
5. Cool as Ice
4. Fight Club
3. Titanic
2. Battlefield: Earth
1. Car 54, where are you?

[seagull]

I'd like to throw Darkness out there, that movie fucking sucked.

And Napoleon Dynamite.

[Terminal_Ny]

And Napoleon Dynamite.
Definitely Napoleon Dynamite. Awful movie.

[Terminal_Ny]

2. Cool as Ice- this was supposed to be Vanilla Ice's 8mile , but watching it is like sitting through 8 miles of bad road. The movie is more corny than my cliche!
:D LMAO. That was a good one. I remember my father renting this for my brother and I when it was on video, and back then we loved it. I saw it again a couple of years later and wondered if I was high at the time. It's an awful movie.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

I saw it again a couple of years later and wondered if I was high at the time.

Nah, you weren't high. Since your first viewing of "Cool as Ice", you developed something called "taste".

[Terminal_Ny]

Nah, you weren't high. Since your first viewing of "Cool as Ice", you developed something called "taste".
You flatter me good sir. Thank you. :cool:

[Zen]

Nah, you weren't high. Since your first viewing of "Cool as Ice", you developed something called "taste".

HEY, don't wreck on the Ice-man!

"Forget this zero, and get with the hero!"- Vanilla Ice, from his devilishly charming turn as the bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks, with the heart of gold, in Cool as Ice.

[Action Jackson]

"Forget this zero, and get with the hero!"- Vanilla Ice, from his devilishly charming turn as the bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks, with the heart of gold, in Cool as Ice.[/QUOTE]


Ha! Ha! lol


"Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!"- Vanilla Ice, Tenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

[Action Jackson]

-The Postman

-The Hot Chick

-The Animal

-Taxi

-Surf Ninjas- Damn you! Rob Schinder!

-Eight Legged Freaks

-Bio Dome

-Big Momma's House

-Encino Man

-Street Fighter

-Mortal Kombat

-Mortal Kombat: Annilation

-Boat Trip

-Any "Don The Dragon Wilson" movies (aka the king of direct to Cinemax crappy action.)

-Any of Billy Blanks' action movies (stick to Tai Bo)
:eek:

[Terminal_Ny]

-The Hot Chick
-The Animal
-Taxi
-Surf Ninjas- Damn you! Rob Schinder!
-Bio Dome
-Big Momma's House
-Encino Man
-Street Fighter
-Mortal Kombat: Annilation
-Boat Trip
Agreed; it's not hard to believe Schneider has inflicted more carnage upon American psyches than Cuba Gooding Jr. The ultimate torture would be them pairing in a buddy comedy.

[Zen]

Agreed; it's not hard to believe Schneider has inflicted more carnage upon American psyches than Cuba Gooding Jr. The ultimate torture would be them pairing in a buddy comedy.


I would actually pay to see that! I mean the potential, while watching that movie, of entering some sort of hallucinogenic nightmare ala Altered States, would be huge!

[Zen]

"Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!"- Vanilla Ice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2


Touche, my good man.