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Chris Gore
05-24-2005, 03:12 PM
From BBC web site here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol. A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it. The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire. A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said.

A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday. A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex. They are both said to be in a critical condition. She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries. She added: "At this stage we are unable to confirm the exact circumstances, but glass tubes and traces of accelerant (flammable substance) were found at the scene."

The final film in the Star Wars series, Revenge Of The Sith, arrived at UK cinemas last week. One of the crucial scenes features a light sabre battle between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.

iEatBrainMatter
05-24-2005, 04:23 PM
can u say stupid.

Rory L. Aronsky
05-24-2005, 04:54 PM
Stupid. 2 syllables.

El Duderino Diablo
05-24-2005, 07:15 PM
There you go then, guess we ought to make sure that every light sabre scene and reference be removed from all future editions of Star Warsİ movies released to tape, disc, broadcast or any other such medium. Y'know, for the protection of future generations of children.

Oh yeah, and Darwin contender awards for those twits. Better luck next time!

The Baron
05-24-2005, 08:55 PM
The herd is thinned by one cinema snack bar counter worker and one filling station attendant.

I take great comfort in knowing that those two will never breed.

Good Ole Flopp
05-24-2005, 10:13 PM
:p
darwin claims more n00bs

Adam Hackbarth
05-26-2005, 11:22 AM
Yippee!

That is all.

Adam

fortunesfool
05-26-2005, 11:52 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present my fellow country men.

Fortunesfools heart swells with pride

I think we should all have a money collection for these two individuals to buy them 2 force fx lightsabres ( assuming either of them can still see or hold stuff).

Please send donations by Paypal to 2Morons@unbelievablystupid.com


and somebody get that video footage online.

Rory L. Aronsky
05-26-2005, 03:03 PM
Please send donations by Paypal to 2Morons@unbelievablystupid.com

Will the donations also go toward getting them fixed so they can't breed?

eyeresist
05-26-2005, 09:36 PM
Kind of unbelievable, isn't it? Did it really happen?

Anyway, followed the link and ended up at Star Wars to become new TV series (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4484915.stm)

I wonder if it'll be worse that Star Trek?

Mr B Natural
05-26-2005, 10:24 PM
Anyway, followed the link and ended up at Star Wars to become new TV series (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4484915.stm)


Best George Lucas quote from the article:

"I'm going to get [the TV series] started, and hire the show runners and all of that, then I'll probably step away."

I've been waiting for a long time to hear Lucas say that he'd let someone else handle this much of the Star Wars story...and in live action, no less. Nothing against the Clone Wars cartoon, which I've heard is awesome (and plan to see), but man I would love to have an extensive Star Wars story with real people that rivaled the best parts of "Empire"

fortunesfool
05-27-2005, 03:10 AM
Forgot to mention the standard bit of British Journalism in the original article which felt the need to lay the blame on someone in the last paragraph.

Also noticed this in a recent article about a young boy who commited suicide in his bedroom. After giving all the details of the event the last paragraph read..

"Amongst the boys possessions were several cd's from his favourite artist, Marilyn Manson."

Brilliant.