Milk Carton Cinema

[Eric Campos]

Got milk?
http://www.filmthreat.com/Features.asp?Id=782

[Kuato]

with a cast like that... its imposible to go wrong

[Furious D]

RAW DEAL was one of my guilty pleasures from my childhood of the 80's. I enjoyed the sheer implausibility of it all and you might recall how Ah-nold mangled the phrase 'molested, murdered & mutilated.' It sounded like 'mooleshded, moodert & mooteeladed.'

I even shelled out the $5 bucks (Canadian) when I found the Anchor Bay widescreen video in a discount bin. I still occassionally enjoy it's sheer inanity, even in my advanced old age. Sometimes you just need something that doesn't make an ounce of sense to brighten your day.

Another interesting bit of trivia, the Dino version of Total Recall went through several writers and directors before it was finally sold to another studio. One of them was David Cronenberg. He had even gone so far as to start scouting locations in Tunisia when the deal fell through. That would have been an interesting version to see rather than the over the top bullet & splatter fest that was finally released.

[Rick]

This may be the best line ever written in a film review (for Johnny Mneumonic):

"...the Lo-Teks... are led by J-Bone, played by Ice-T"

You can't beat that.

[bronsonseven]

This is a great column. I love me some terrible movies but "Black Dog" looked so awful, I skipped it. But after reading this column, I think I may be down for some "Black Dog."

And when one talks about Swayze, how can you skimp out on his amazing performance in "The Outsiders?"

Is this column still being written?

[Furious D]

Originally posted by bronsonseven
Is this column still being written?

He did one a little while ago on the Keanu Reeves bomb JOHNNY MNEMOMIC.

A dark day in the history of Canadian cinema.

[bronsonseven]

Originally posted by Furious D


A dark day in the history of Canadian cinema.

"Hey, the Candian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions."

[Zen]

Umm... Is Brad Slager still wrapped in this mortal Coil???

It's been a long time since I have seen Milk Carton Cinema.

In fact, it's one of my favourite things about the whole damn site.

[AmaiStina]

"Hey, the Candian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions."


"Everything i do, i do it for you" Bryan Adams?

[Rory L. Aronsky]

There's only one saccharine Bryan Adams.

[bronsonseven]

"Everything i do, i do it for you" Bryan Adams?

That's correct. The quote I used was from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut."

[Gorillaboss]

It's been a long time since I have seen Milk Carton Cinema.

In fact, it's one of my favourite things about the whole damn site.


I liked it better when it was called Footage Fetishes.