The Versus Game!

[Furious D]

Freddy vs Jason

Alien vs Predator

What's next?

Well now's your chance to reach into that snakepit you call your mind and tell the world what you think the next big cinematic slapdown should be.

Examples:
Batman vs Spider-Man
Superman vs The Hulk
Reservoir Dogs vs The Usual Suspects

Go nuts and have fun.

:D :cool: ;)

[Rory L. Aronsky]

The Golden Girls vs. The Old-Aged Cast of Cocoon (they can digitally resurrect the dead ones)
Scooby-Doo vs. Cujo vs. Lassie vs. Benji
Barney vs. The Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park (It's a fair fight, trust me)
Mickey Mouse vs. the rats in both Willard movies (still a fair fight. My bookie says so)

[erbenz]

This is a pretty long list of possible battles

Ridley Scott vs Harrison Ford

Ridley Scott vs Jerry Pencherio over a new improved version of Blade Runner (Jerry Pencherio's profile-http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0673298/)

Keanu Reeves vs A Block of Wood

Michael Bay vs A Hacksaw

Shane Black vs Warner Bros (Lethal Weapon 2)

Roland Emmerich vs Monkey Screenwriters

Oliver Stone vs Michael Moore

Guillermo Del Toro vs Sony (Hellboy casting)

George Lucas vs Good Film making

Steven Spielberg vs Day Time Melodrama

George Romero vs Dario Argento

Francis Ford Coppola vs Martin Scorsese

Jackie Chan vs Jackie Chan's Agent

Sequels vs Prequels

Adaptions vs Remakes

Joel Silver vs Jerry Bruckheimer

McG vs KAOS

R vs PG-13

Indie vs Mainstream

Quality vs Quantity

Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan vs Billy Crystal & Meg Ryan

De Niro vs Pacino (that would be good)

Michael Eisner vs Roy Disney

Orlando Bloom vs Elijah Wood

Middle Earth vs Hogwarts

Cursing vs Sex vs Violence

Kevin Thomas vs Peter Travers

Saccharine Teen flick vs Gross Out Teen Flick

Happy Ending vs Realistic Ending

Issac Asimov vs Akiva Goldsman

Stanley Kubrick vs Blake Edwards

Peter Sellers vs Himself

60's Remakes vs 70's Remakes

Godfather I vs Godfather II

Screenwriters vs Directors vs Auteurs

Disney vs Dreamworks

Morgan Spurlock vs MTV

That's all. If I had more time, there would be more

[Rory L. Aronsky]

I think we've seen or heard or read many of these battles off-screen, such as Shane Black vs. Warner Bros. and George Lucas vs. Good filmmaking. On-screen battles is what I think Furious D meant, between characters.

[drsweetscience]

Ash vs Jack Burton

Snake Plissken vs Mad Max Rockatanski

Sgt Wild Bill Kelso ( US Army air corps) vs Roddy Piper (They Live)

Also, Jackie Chan in Titanic instead of Leo.

Dave Chapelle as Rick James vs Freddy Kruger

[drsweetscience]

Dave Chapelle's Rick James vs Bruce Campbell's Elvis

[bronsonseven]

Mr. Rodgers vs. Kapt. Kangaroo.

Sure, they are both dead. But that didn't stop the 3rd season of Sopranos now did it?

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Exactly. Digital resurrection can fix anything.

[Mr B Natural]

Romero's zombies vs. Humanoids from the Deep

Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin

Herbert West vs. Dr. Frankenhooker (can't remember the character's real name)

Robocop vs. the Beverly Hills Cop

[langston]

Jackie Chan vs Jackie Chan's Agent


I like it!

The Wachowskis vs. The Cohen Brothers

Jaws vs. Bruce (Finding Nemo)

Paris vs. Will Turner

Lewis Black vs. The Entire World

Care Bears vs. Teletubbies

Gregory Peck vs. Christopher Reeve

John Hirsch and Captain Sigurdur "Iceman" Petursson vs. A bear and a shark

Akira Kurosawa vs. Tom Cruise

[bronsonseven]

Sasha Mitchell vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme

[iEatBrainMatter]

The Goonies vs The Monster Squad

Gremlins vs Ghoulies vs Critters

Nick Nolte vs a Bottle of Whiskey

[Furious D]

The Wild Bunch vs Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

The Seven Samurai vs The Magnificent Seven

Leatherface vs Michael Myers

Here are some better ideas that anything Paul WS Anderson can get...

Ash vs Aliens

Ash vs Predator

Snake Plissken vs Aliens

Snake Plissken vs Predator

Ash vs Snake Plissken vs Predator vs Aliens

Now let's here some more ideas!
:D :cool: :)

[iEatBrainMatter]

Ninja Turtles vs Van Damme/Segal/Jet Li/Jackie Chan

[Ricky Retardo]

Lestat Vs Blade

Leatherface Vs The Olsen Twins

Ashton Kutcher Vs Ichi The Killer

Scooby Doo Vs The Planet Of The Apes

The Outlaw Josey Wales Vs My Favorite Martian

Norman Bates Vs Dr Phil

Howard The Duck Vs Agent Smith

Repo Man Vs The Fast And The Furious

The Wicked Witch Of The West Vs Eraserhead

Divine Vs Amanda Bynes

Papillion Vs Dudley DoRight

Ernest Vs The Horse Whisperer

[GiGi]

Originally posted by drsweetscience
Dave Chapelle's Rick James vs Bruce Campbell's Elvis

I would pay good money to see that.

Maybe like Charlie's Angels vs. The Hulk?

God Vs. Jesus vs. Satan vs. etc (they shoulda jumped in there when "The Passion" was hot.)

[erbenz]

Originally posted by Rory L. Aronsky
I think we've seen or heard or read many of these battles off-screen, such as Shane Black vs. Warner Bros. and George Lucas vs. Good filmmaking. On-screen battles is what I think Furious D meant, between characters.

Yeh I know, but I was just having a bit of fun. George Lucas vs Good Film making is merely just a rumour (made by self) and Shane Black vs Warner Bros. is something that involves the original planned ending of Lethal Weapon 2.

Anyway I think it's due time for this one.

The Muppets vs Sesame Street.

I know they're created by the same guy, but so what.

[Philo Bedo]

TomReedToon vs. entire Film Threat Forum

or maybe just a talking horse with self esteem issues.

[Cookie G]

Ron Burgundy vs Ted Baxter

Jim Caviezel's Christ vs Brian

Sealab 2020 vs Sealab 2021

[Philo Bedo]

Originally posted by erbenz
Anyway I think it's due time for this one.

The Muppets vs Sesame Street.

Maybe that should be a double with:

The Feebles vs. The Crank Yankers

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Philo, dude, you fucking rock! Not only would I pay to see that at the movie theater, but I'd also pay for a DVD copy for myself and multiple copies for my friends.

[Furious D]

The Feebles vs Sesame Street

Now that would be a throwdown!
:D

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Double feature!

[Adam Hackbarth]

Check it out: ALIEN VS REDNECK (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349612)

It's coming out November 30th!

INBRED REDNECK ALIEN ABDUCTION

Yes, I'm serious. Go look and see. Hehe.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Best. Title. Ever.

[Ellen M.]

Philo Bido, you're KILLING me!...Ha, ha, ha!
Okay here's my list...

Uma Thurman VS the French bitch Ethan Hawke cheated on her with

Harvey Keitel VS Joe Pesci

Paris Hilton VS the STD Clinic worker

Jean Claude Van Damme & Stallone VS Steven Segal & Dolph Lundgren

Dr. Quest VS Race Bannon (for custody of Johnny, Hadji & Bandit)

The Trix Rabbit VS Sonny

Scott Baio VS Willie Aames

Katherine Hepburn VS Betty Davis

The Bush twins VS Chelsea Clinton & Monica Lewinsky

And finally... several rematches of Tomreedtune VS the entire FT Forum

Hey, whatever happened to MTV's claymation classic, "Celebrity Deathmatch"???

Ellen ;)

[El Duderino Diablo]

Originally posted by Adam Hackbarth
Check it out: ALIEN VS REDNECK (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349612)

It's coming out November 30th!

INBRED REDNECK ALIEN ABDUCTION

Yes, I'm serious. Go look and see. Hehe.

Sounds like that video game, Redneck Rampage.