Hump the Fridge

[Kuato]

I'm going to tell you something... that i've never told anyone before.
I can suck my own dick. And i do it... a lot.
There, I said it, i was honest...

[Eric Campos]

In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Give it enough time and you'll probably be the real-life counterpart to the guy mentioned in Clerks that broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

Seriously though, can you imagine the cycle of that? Kuato sucks and....ewwwwwwwwwww.

[STLFilmClub]

Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers.

God, I love that movie...

[Eric Campos]

FONDUE with cheddar...

[Pete Vonder Haar]

We need a druid, and you've definitely cast a 5th level charm spell on me.

Pete

[Kuato]

douche bags are hygenic products... i take that as a compliment . thank you..



M
megan

- if i had a dick.... it would be a cruel cycle of sucking for sure!

what?

[Eric Campos]

I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Before we start, I'd just like to say the campers you're about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.

[bexley]

Excuse me... ladies.
You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head.

[Eric Campos]

When I went to camp, we used to call it arts and farts and crafts.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

I remember going to sleepaway camp and saying sticks and stones may break my bones, and meaning it. I went to camp so long ago, fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor.

[Kuato]

Thats a little old flavor....
like Hi - C

Hi.... see?

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers.

[Kuato]

I write it all down in my gernal...

oh... do you mean journal?

... yeah... i guess i'm not all smart like you.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

[bexley]

Now I don't want to name names, but I know of at least one of Film Threats writers who used to be all about D&D...I'm not gonna mention any names though, but he used to have a Kenny Loggins haircut...straight up...Ohhhhh..SNAP!

[Kuato]

oh come on the campers would really love..

I SAID NO!!!!!

[Pete Vonder Haar]

So what's the big deal about D&D?

I'm always down for a little drunk and disorderly.

Ba-dump (*tsh*).

Pete

[Kuato]

i want you inside me...

what?

nuthin....