Boy..

[bexley]

..You stand out like a turd in a punchbowl...

[Eric Campos]

Do you wet your bed?

No, I generally just piss over the side.

[Pete Vonder Haar]

You said you'd rip my balls off. Sir!

Pete - Man, what a piece of shit movie "bexley"

[bexley]

Oh come on, that movie was awesome!! One of Ralph Macchios finest roles ever!

You knew they movie though, and could quote it. :)

[Eric Campos]

Jesus! And here I thought no one else was gonna know about "Up the Academy" except for me and my stupid ass brother. Shoulda figured Pete would know.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

There's something about your face that makes me want to slap the shit out of it.

[bexley]

Dude, your brother has the nicest balls I've ever seen, and I heard he can crush beer cans with his dick.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!

[bexley]

That's strange, I can hear your heartbeat through my penis... weird